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All my problems would be solved if I was an attractive woman
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all my problems would be solved if my penis was 2x bigger
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@f_o_u_r_t_y @raccoon I think that's your problem not the other thing
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@mer @raccoon I want to dissect you while you're still alive
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@tiskaan @f_o_u_r_t_y every single pedo feddy verse instance be like
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@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y it could be 100x bigger you'd still be too autistic to ask anyone out is your problem
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I will beat you up with a hammer !

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
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I am the only one allowed to groom fawty

CC: @eric@pl.starnix.network @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
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well I'd be more confident, but it doesn't change where i live 😭
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@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y a sizeable portion of my problems would be solved if you turned into ketchup.
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@eris @f_o_u_r_t_y stop writing cc like that. who do you think you are? soapbox users?
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im actually more or less good looking, but all the people I've been interested in are in other countries and even continents
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You stop writing your tags like that. Who do you think you are? Twitter user?

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
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Oh my condolences, didn't know you actually are a twitter user. But I don't write the CCs myself, snac2 does it like that and I'm not complaining

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
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@eris @f_o_u_r_t_y i don't actually use twitter but hey look it doesn't even work it didn't tag me properly in that post and yet i still got a notification
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Yes because you are in the reply field already why copy paste it to the text of the post

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
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Your user is in the reply field of the AP object. You can also test this on pleroma, reply to someone but remove all tags from the post, the person who made the post will still get tagged and get a notification.

CC: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
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testing testing 123 did you get a notification?
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@TURBORETARD9000 @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @lucy @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y unless you look like chance wilkins (even he got two girlfriends)
it cant be that bad monoeye

how tall are you
you have to be somewhat salvageable
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@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y there exists nothing but the text of the post, does it not?
I mean you've got the CW field but other than that
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In the ActivityPub/ActivityVocabulary level, there is a to field in the JSON object, which doesn't appear in the UI, all you see there is "Reply to XX"

CC: @eric@pl.starnix.network @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
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@degen @TURBORETARD9000 @lucy @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y 6'0" but I have a magic ball around me that makes kinda-mentally-stable single women hate me somehow.

I did have a PEAK MENHERA NURSE try to delete my virginity when I was in the psych ward but the SSRIs prevented my penis from erecting. I don't know if I should be grateful that I wasn't raped or sad that I didn't lose my virginity, but I'm leaning towards gratefulness.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @degen @f_o_u_r_t_y @lucy @mischievoustomato hug3 It's been hard for a lot of us
I don't have wise words or any shit like that, you'll have more life experience than me, but we're right here with you all the same
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@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y yeah but what does that have to do with the weird CC thing
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Oh that's just why, eg, your username isn't added to the CC when I reply to you (usually at least). It's just that instead of putting the tags all at the start, they're put at the end after the useful content. (And it's done by the software, I am not doing it manually, tho I can edit it if I want)

CC: @eric@pl.starnix.network @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
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@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y oHH
I knew about doing it manually but without the CC for clarity, but I didn't realize there was automation for that
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in this aspect lyfe fucking sucks mane
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@mischievoustomato @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @degen @lucy @f_o_u_r_t_y Running off pure spite sometimes but seeing you guys refreshes me
Thank you for being there, all of you
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you do understand there's no one to ask out, right?
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@f_o_u_r_t_y Well now this is the most mask off I've seen you
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@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso what you live in a desert or what, im sure there's people around you
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people around me != people I'd want to date
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i plan on someday doing that, i should be able to do that in the early 2030s
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@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso can i import you so you finally shut up about "i have a small dick" this and "tfw no gf" that
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@lucy @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso Why would importing him make him shut up about his penile fortitude? Has Germany developed some kind of wunderwaffe capable of extending the predetermined length of a purple-headed yogurt slinger?
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god no, germany is pretty but idk about its laws
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@lucy @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso you understand what you mean when you posted that
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i already live in the city, i just don't have situations to talk to girls or girls I'd like to talk to
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@meso @lucy @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y by taking johnny virginity away?
the only cooking thats being done here is sushi rolling.
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@tiskaan @meso @f_o_u_r_t_y @lucy @mischievoustomato >by taking johnny virginity away

Sea Shanty writers be like
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yes, unfortunately. Their speech laws are shit.
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@mischievoustomato @lucy @f_o_u_r_t_y you're too picky just up your confidence game and go to a nightclub or something talk to a girl. you dont have to marry her just gain experience talking to people
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yeha it fucking sucks, because germany looks nice. society
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we've talked about this already bruv
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@mischievoustomato @lucy @f_o_u_r_t_y king take a day off it'll cost you $15 max to go to a nightclub they're not very expensive
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@mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @lucy >$15 max
I went to one of the most popular clubs in London and spent that much so
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like im not lying, i dont have money at all. all that i get from working or i got as gifts and such goes to mum, so we can pay bills and buy groceries and shit
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@meso @lucy @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y They can afford cheap rates due to all the human trafficking and money laundering they do
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yeah, but when will that change is anyone's guess. I hope I can ask my uncle to get me a job later down the year, otherwise I'll have to endure until I graduate
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@mischievoustomato @lucy @burner @f_o_u_r_t_y german society is the fucking worst dawg ask any german who doesnt have a power trip fetish. Germans cannot even FISH without a license
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@tiskaan @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso yeah sometimes i post and never think once cirno_flap
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well i'll most likely never set foot on germany, so i dont worry
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it's the hand we were dealt. i dont lie when i say my life started going downhill since 2013 niggahappyday
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is there even opportunity in germany now lol
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explains your brainworm threads 02_smug
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@mischievoustomato @tiskaan @lucy @f_o_u_r_t_y im gonna rate how real her brainworms are as an impartial jury when i meet her
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perhaps for my field in tech, but even then, america would be better i think + america has my friends. i dont know if i have anyone i'd call a friend in europe (apologies if i forget someone). Arcana is in europe, but she's looking to move to america the magnificent anyway
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im impartial, and from the pictures she sent me she looks fine. Her lips are pretty good looking imo, too.
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is that even true? That's not really the case here in Canada, I know people with masters degrees that can't get work.
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@burner @lucy @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y i dont mean college smart i mean not being a fucking retard. most college graduates are fucking entitled retards
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i just hope you'll someday value yourself properly
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idk in my industry all the opportunity is in saudi, the ratio of applicants to jobs is awful here
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> i mean not being a fucking retard.
litcherally over for tomatocels
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@meso @burner @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y i work a shit job too i didn't even have to migrate
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@mischievoustomato @lucy @burner @f_o_u_r_t_y having friends in the same country doesnt help that much when they're as far away from you as they are now
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not being able to get a job has little to do with ability here, it's about who you know and if you don't know anyone there's no work for you.
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you know less than nothing lmao
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yeah but at least i can eventually meet em, it's kinda easier than being in different countries or continents
i really dont know who i pissed off to be born HERE of all places
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misread, I thought that said easy as shit lol
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not happening, only place i get quality friendships from is fedi
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Hoss “Compu-tard Admin Fag of The League of Irrelevant Anime Losers in Mom's Basement” Delgado

There are people making ten times what I make with an IQ of 90 at best.
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@meso @lucy @burner @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y What if I want to make friends elsewhere? Didn't think of that did you?
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yup

it's 100% who you know, current job market doesn't even resemble anything meritocratic. I'm spoiled with a good job because of connections/happenstance.
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you literally DONT i think
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@arcana @lucy @burner @mischievoustomato @f_o_u_r_t_y well i mean it's very important you do that of course make friends elsewhere just like having people you can always physically talk to is really useful
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@mischievoustomato @tiskaan @f_o_u_r_t_y @meso no actually do self improve im just very far down the pit
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point is, your actual merit as a worker barely matters
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that's good, you have great potential imo. dont forget us mortals when you're at the top
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@TURBORETARD9000
I prefer to write my posts like this so it's obvious who I am replying to. This also gives me the flexibility to reply to multiple people in a single post.

@eris @eric @f_o_u_r_t_y
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@arcana @mer @raccoon hey they're french cut me some slack
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@waifu @f_o_u_r_t_y @VIPPER @eris i had a twitter account older than any of you two's but i never used it
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@f_o_u_r_t_y @raccoon @meso 40ussy denied to the masses once again
when will the oppression end
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