@mer No way? Slavery is illegal? Thanks Legal Eagle!

@mer ALT: A comic. Two female presenting figures, one in business attire and another in a fancy dress who appears to be shorter. The shorter person is signing a contract while the person with the glasses sits on the table and says "Yes doll! Sign that contract and become what you were always meant to be... MY PROPERTY!!". (1/2)

@mer In the next panel, they both look over at a photorealistic image of Devin Stone from LegalEagle - a white man with a blue suit, red tie, slicked back hair, and a smug grin on his face. They are both exclaiming "LEGAL EAGLE!!" with a look of surprise on their faces. Devin says "Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court." (2/2)

@mer I [19f] signed a contract with my college professor [46f] saying that I’m her property, now she wants access to my bank account and won’t leave my apartment…

@SuperDicq @mer Legal Eagle ruining my fun contract to be someone's property ;-;

@ube @evamik @mer Wait weren’t you from Latvia?

@ube @evamik @mer What are you doing in Detroit?

@ube @evamik @mer Not sure if it’s a good or bad thing that I missed out on getting to meet the mythical Maija while you were still in Europe.

@ube @mer @evamik Latvia is kind of out of the way. a lot of the fedi people live in NL/DE/FR.

If you go to any Chaos-adjecent event like CCC you’ll meet 50 fedi people.

@SuperDicq @mer @ube Can confirm and recommended before that maija gibs a try to something like CCC, been accidentally there in a job interview too (and passed the inverview) there because I was turbo drunk

@ube @SuperDicq @mer Alright, how about this Finnish guy who has started identifying as shit throwing chimpanzee but does not anymore believe that the jews have replaced his father with a replicant, and started calling my friend after being up several days from meth piss enema party

@evamik @ube @mer This literally sounds like the most average Finnish story I’ve ever heard.

@ube @SuperDicq @mer Yeah well we didn't go into that one, he tried to bring himself over too but we would've needed to pay his taxi which we didn't want to do as there has been e.g. one occasion where we've needed to duct tape him on a chair so he doesn't go over the balcony

@SuperDicq @mer @ube God's own prototypes, too rare to live, too rare to die

@ube @evamik @mer I personally go to raves a lot. I think we got a bunch of great scenes in the Netherlands.

@SuperDicq @mer @ube Same, we've some weeb raves too, last time saw like Laur and on the other one we had IOSYS

@evamik @mer @ube Yeah we unfortunately don’t have much weeb stuff unfortunately. I’m definitely going to Finland if you’re doing that J-core rave again next year. I know a bunch of Dutch friends of mine who are also going.

@ube @evamik @mer Would something like a rave be too overstimulating?

@SuperDicq @mer @ube It will happen again :3 I remember when the event used to be just bunch of local DJs in the park and now they do bigger ones

@evamik @mer @ube I mean the fact that it is big enough that the actual Japanese artists wanna come over means it’s doing something right.

@evamik @mer @ube I did see Kikuo on tour here tho. Probably the most weeb concert thing I went to in the Netherlands. It was pretty lit, especially considering we don’t get shit like this very often outside of you know, anime conventions.

@ube @evamik @mer I mean not that I would really want to take you to a rave against your will or anything, but I also wouldn’t hold it against someone for needing to leave early because of autism reasons or something.

Anyways good luck.

@zer0unplanned I am going to this one next month.

But I also like hardcore (gabber) and drum and bass too.