Yesterday at work one of my coworkers was going off about their social media accounts and I'm like "yeah I don't do that really I don't have mainstream social media." And he goes "you gotta have that so someone you get a date with can check it out".

I just replied "I don't go on dates so problem solved."

@monkey@greatape.casa what do they even want to "check out"? Random photos of close friends or trips or something without context? Because that's what most normies have IF ANYTHING

@monkey why do people say the most out of pocket shit at work 😭

Relative of mine was having a customer flirt with her and then a coworker asked her about it and she just said she was letting the guy have fun even though he was flirting with her, and then the CO worker said “I’m just surprised anyone would flirt with you” 💀

@waifu @monkey I like that normies use social media because I can easily learn a lot from the way they try to portray themselves versus how they are irl etc. A lot of info you can find that way 😆

@teratology ohy god I would smack my coworker if they said this. Jk I'd laugh like "haha good one" then stew on it for a while.