that sounds about right

@maija
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@amerika @maija

@Forestofenchantment @amerika GAYYYYY
i told u to stop pretending to be the top silly~

@maija @amerika

@amerika @maija You need your testosterone measured.

@k @maija

No, more just a romantic who finds quality > quantity in terms of sexual relations.

This score would have been the same any era of my life.

@amerika @maija I'm romantic too but I've never been hyposexual. The romance and the sex enhance each other. If you're doing romance well you're usually having lots of sex, you aren't choosing one or the other.

@nerthos i like both romantic and nonromantic sex but theyre very different things for me i can have either. i can be extremely exclusive or not and same goes for relationships

@maija @nerthos Sex without romance is boring and you might as well just goon. The only time I've been interested in experimenting with casual sex was with a girlfriend (picking up a third girl) and even that I didn't like. The reality isn't fun, it's just awkward.

@k @nerthos i enjoy it but i enjoy romantic far far more
its much better than masturbation but not THAT great

@k @nerthos also its pretty great when bringing in fetishes

@maija @nerthos I wouldn't be with a woman who wasn't willing to do 90% of what I want, so I've never needed casual sex for that.

@k @maija The correct opinion

@maija @nerthos I'm also not that fetishistic even though I have a high sex drive. I have a few weird things I like but I'm not into weird sex culture. I usually have to act crazier than I am to keep women happy because they want me to be more explicitly violent than I naturally am.

@k @maija Weird sex culture and its consequences has been a disaster to crazy bitches

@k @nerthos okay fakecel

@k @nerthos im incredibly fetishistic mostly in more normal fetishes like latex and bdsm stuff but also in very weird ways like ageplay and unironically getting off to trains

@nerthos @maija It's hilarious to me that men are painted as porn addicts when women literally want to be choked out and beaten while you simulate raping them. Women may not be pests about it but their desires are out of control.

@k @nerthos yeah but that comes more naturally ive met lots of freaky women who dont care for porn or even erotica

@maija @nerthos I don't care about role play stuff. Most girls I wind up with want to age play like they're younger, which is probably bc I have a type. I go for very small women. My tallest was 5'4" but I rarely go above 5'1" or above 110 lbs.

The size difference is cute but I don't get off on it the way they seem to.

@maija @nerthos Honestly even though I'm not entirely serious when I say all women are pedophiles, I'm not completely joking either. It comes up with an uncomfortable amount of them.

@k @nerthos thats nice, i ageplay as a trauma cope but most the time i age regress in a way i absolutely cannot be sexualized or ill break down and its really bad :3

its one or the other

@maija @nerthos Rape

@k @nerthos why do you think woman find kids cute and men dont care? duh, women love cute little boys ><

@k @nerthos im 5'10" you wouldnt like me :(
i wish i was short...

@nerthos @maija @k oh same!!

@maija @nerthos I have a thing for a girl about that height, but it's an egirl so Idk what I'd think if she stood nearby.

The problem with you isn't your height, it's that you're a male.

@k @maija So true bestie

@hakui @nerthos @maija @k > people younger than me have their life together
...how?

@mischievoustomato @maija @hakui @k

@nerthos @k i'm a shotacon

@nerthos @k AND (less so) a lolicon

@nerthos @k hag

@k @nerthos im not male

@nerthos @mischievoustomato @hakui @k hag

@maija This is all made up btw

@maija @nerthos That's pretty foid coded. You might actually not be a troon

@amerika @maija @k Refined upper class approach. One of the few who could survive the courtly love era in one piece.

@hidden @maija @k

That's... my ideal actually. Love beyond the body, incorporating the body, but in balance with everything else.

Also dueling.

@k @maija

Sex is actually a small part of life. Most of the romance is being there for your person and finding ways to enhance life together.

@k @nerthos im a troon i love cutting off my penis and ummm taking estrogen not for my menopause because i dont have one i have a very stable mood and i love football

@nerthos @k im scary!

@maija @nerthos real

@nerthos @k kick.kick goalll!

@nerthos @k hey there little boy...

Jealous, white boi???

@nerthos @k cursed
do any of them, yknow, score...

@nerthos @maija @k This is an actual thing? I thought all women were into older guys. I've always liked older guys.

@hidden @maija @nerthos @k Nah, cougars are a real phenomenon

I never scroll up

@tyler @maija @nerthos @k
Me neither

@hidden @nerthos @k im exclusively into older guys because i have mommy issues and so feel close to my dad and uhhhh that manifests some stuff i wanna be a trophy wife for a strong older man who makes me feel young and maybe who looks like my dad but i keep fucking around with guys like 25-35 about not like in their 50s...

@nerthos @k hot

@maija @nerthos @k Not to rain on your parade but it's probably a good thing you're not trying to get with any 50 year olds! I think the 50 year olds you'd get with are not exactly traumatic-childhood-projection material.

@nerthos @hidden @maija I think the younger boy thing is just playful for them, not a serious pursuit. The moment I hit my mid 20's the 18-21 year old foid demographic suddenly wanted me out of nowhere. It was a weird shift, it's still a bit strange to me. I have to assume most of them want older men just bc I can easily get girls out of my league physically if they're like 5 years younger than me.

@hidden @nerthos @k i want to be hurt and groomed

@maija @nerthos @k Well suffering isn't so bad and I like when people brush my hair as well but still

@hidden @nerthos @maija @k there's always outliers.

@arcana @hidden @nerthos @maija @k i have a need

@k @hidden @maija It's a fuck vs date thing.

25+ men are seen as dates, younger ones as hookups.

@mischievoustomato @hidden @maija @nerthos @k Go down your local golf course

@maija @nerthos @k @mischievoustomato ara ara.

@hidden @nerthos @k i need

@nerthos @hidden @k its hard... nobody loves me for real, except grindr single dads who look like my dad

@nerthos @hidden @k yes this

@maija @nerthos @k I have the opposite problem where everyone loves me but nobody wants me. Getting madonna whored out here

@hidden @maija @nerthos Femcels aren't real.

@hidden @nerthos @maija @k im over here, no one loves me, no one wants me

@hidden @nerthos @k ur cool

@nerthos @hidden @k i want to adopt children or get with a man with kids

@maija @nerthos @k Thank you Maija you're cool too!

@Tony @maija @nerthos >Watch

They want to hold it while you pee.

Men are innocent creatures in a world of perverted foids out to violate us.

@Tony @nerthos @k pee is hot

@nerthos @hidden @k fedifinder lost my virginity

@nerthos @hidden @maija We need a Fedi dating app so we can make a list of everyone who joins and never edate them.

@Tony @nerthos @maija @k broooooooooo what??

@k @Tony @maija Common theme in all religions

@Tony @nerthos @maija @k i'd like it 😭

@Tony @hidden @nerthos @k i just wish high schoolers werent so obnoxious
too bad i cant go any lower

wypipo ain season dey chiggun

@k @Tony @nerthos the only guy who agreed to try piss stuff with me chickend out of it :(
i wanna hold his penis and get pissed on 😭

@nerthos @hidden @k im not a hag..... maybe a little

@Tony @hidden @maija @nerthos I stole that joke.

@Tony @nerthos @k
i only want a mans pee

@nerthos @hidden @k jews are livestock at best
and im totally fine around kids why wouldn't i be?

@Tony @hidden @nerthos @k you have kids?

@k @hidden @nerthos i have chickens i never run out

@Tony @hidden @nerthos @k shooter are hot

@maija @hidden @nerthos How old are you?

@Tony @hidden @maija @k If you vote me for eternal president DPRK style I'll make it legal to keep any shooter/thief that breaks into your place to do whatever you want, legally.

So keep it in mind next election.

@nerthos @hidden @k i prefer slut to whore...

@maija @Tony @nerthos @mitchconner @mischievoustomato Gross.

@maija @hidden @nerthos @k considering you're into degradation, that's funny

@nerthos @hidden @maija The charitable among us call that type "difficult"

@k @hidden @Tony @nerthos ive had some crushes on cute school shooters before....
like that guy with the purple died stripes, i think he was a furry? he was so cute...

@k @hidden @maija Being nice is locked behind gold account (marriage)

@RehnSturm256 @hidden @nerthos @k haha heyyy, wanna be fixed?

@k @hidden @nerthos 20

@nerthos @hidden @Tony @k hot
thatd get me to buy one of those detroit 5$ homes or smth.... id take full advanrage of tbaf shit

or stage something...

@nerthos @hidden @maija give or take 6 years

@Tony @hidden @nerthos @k if you do id love to meet them, kids are so cute >w<

@Tony @hidden @k @nerthos especially little boys

@maija @hidden @Tony @nerthos Surprisingly few girls like Randy Stair even though he's the best.

@hidden @maija @nerthos @k it might be a good thing tbh, a lot of young men just wanna mess around until they decide to settle down

@Tony @hidden @nerthos @k GOD DAMN IT IM HORNY

@mischievoustomato @hidden @nerthos @k shut up

@teratology @maija @nerthos @k Yeah it does filter people pretty well tbh tbh. And I'm happy being patient

@nerthos @hidden @Tony @k deal

@hidden @teratology @maija @nerthos Idk what you look like, but you've got an attractive personality. You just live in the Canadian wilderness so it's probably hard for good men to find you.

@k @maija @nerthos @teratology Yeah I think if I lived in a big city I'd find someone very quickly hahaha. Thank you

@k @hidden @maija @teratology >Choose man in the meme question
>Local population is just bears

@k @hidden @Tony @nerthos hot

@k @hidden @Tony @maija @nerthos >she

@nerthos @maija @teratology @k I have been called bearfucker on here a few times due to my many friendly bear encounters.

@hidden @maija @teratology @k Disney princess but without the crippling heorin addiction

@RehnSturm256 @hidden @nerthos @k im a woman and ur a cute young boy

@hidden @nerthos @teratology @k its been a while since i met a bear

@RehnSturm256 @mischievoustomato @hidden @maija @k Recreational-only whore

@hidden @maija @nerthos @k I used to be into older guys then I spent a week straight listening to three separate women my age lust after my father which kinda put me off

@RehnSturm256 @mischievoustomato @hidden @nerthos @k im a bargain!

@scathach @maija @nerthos @k That would definitely do it for me. But until then I can't imagine me being with anyone under 30!

@scathach @hidden @nerthos @k wanna make that four?

@nerthos @maija @scathach @k 24

@eemmaa @maija @nerthos @scathach @k Well yes but 30 in this context is not about the number but about the idea, which is someone being more mature. Hope that helps.

@eemmaa @maija @nerthos @scathach @k Nigga it's 2024 the average male is hitting his identity crisis at 14 🤣

@maija @hidden @nerthos @k If you describe him as a "silver fox" I'll stab you

@hidden @maija @nerthos @k Ayyy 24 gang

@scathach @hidden @maija @nerthos @k Platinum Wolf

@eemmaa @scathach @hidden @maija @nerthos Everyone 27 and above has dementia or is a retarded millennial boomer. 26 is peak maturity, responsibility, and fertility

@eemmaa @scathach @hidden @maija @nerthos Life is nothing but a dominoing succession of identity crises until you have children or lose your mind and go live on a mountaintop with no food or water until you become a god man

@k @hidden @maija @nerthos @scathach its called the fools journey

@eemmaa @scathach @hidden @maija @nerthos It's unfortunate that fools are heroes in upside down world.

@nerthos @hidden @eemmaa @maija @scathach @k i wonder if there'll really be massive regrets

@mischievoustomato @hidden @maija @nerthos @scathach @k i was a supposed regret story, but then i started doping estrogen again, im losing control, i cant hold it together, estrogen is my heroin.

@scathach @hidden @nerthos @k if you go out with me ill stay away from your dad

@mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @maija @scathach @k Happens quite a bit but unlike going emo, there's so much damage done that due to sunk cost fallacy, many will just double down on it or an hero.

@nerthos @mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @scathach @k damage? god forbid somebody look a little more feminine, just stop taking em if you want, gynos not the end of the world

@eemmaa @hidden @nerthos @maija @scathach @k at least have the decency of posting nudes on main

@nerthos @hidden @eemmaa @maija @scathach @k grim, but not my problem

@nerthos @mischievoustomato @hidden @maija @scathach @k not much of a sunk cost, would have been pretty easy to just move somewhere and pretend you were never a troon, i did it, but i regretted it and it was largely only because of a schizo episode.

@mischievoustomato @scathach @hidden @eemmaa @maija @nerthos Why are you?

@k @hidden @eemmaa @nerthos @maija @scathach why are what?

@nerthos @mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @scathach @k i mean yeah what do you expect with a surgery people regret tattoos ffs
except the regret rate is way lower than pretty much any other surgery

@nerthos @mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @scathach @k i hardly know hernia!

@maija @hidden @eemmaa @nerthos @scathach @k tfw no gf with hernia problems

@k @Tony @maija @nerthos my best friend and his wife pee at the same time lmaooo if that's not true love idk what is

@nerthos @mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @scathach @k full homo, pro bono, i fucked so much i got aids like oh no

@beardalaxy @k @Tony @nerthos i will never have that wtf i fantasize about that!

@k @hidden @eemmaa @nerthos @maija @scathach i dont care about the flirting or whatevr the fuck, im just here to have fun

@beardalaxy @Tony @maija @nerthos That is definitely not true. How would that even work? He's just bragging bc he knows you'll be too impressed to call him out.

Challenge him. "Let me sit in or it didn't happen."

@k @mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @maija @scathach

@nerthos @mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @scathach @k *sticks out my butt, arching my back, and lifts with my arms*
its so heavy i cant sister gosh

@nerthos @scathach @hidden @eemmaa @maija @mischievoustomato To be fair, that was always shooting a bit too high

yall seen my nipples

@maija @hidden @eemmaa @nerthos @scathach @k you can take some things out from the boxes, then carry the boxes and put em on the truck, then just put the rest

@k @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos i want a guy to pee down my throat and chest while i pee in a litterbox or a tub or outside i want to only be given food in the form of slop mixed with piss and cum i want to be chained up outside in the mud and rain and to be pissed on and stepped and kicked with his muddy boots i want him to record what a mess i am and me pissing outside to humiliate me further with i want him to make me pee in a bowl and then feed it to me later 😭

@mischievoustomato @scathach @hidden @eemmaa @maija @nerthos Nothing screams fun like openly fantasizing about giant infected blood vessels in some pig's asshole.

@k @hidden @eemmaa @nerthos @maija @scathach seems like so

@nerthos @mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @scathach @k im a lot lizard

@mischievoustomato @hidden @eemmaa @nerthos @scathach @k smart

@Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos @k im just really horny rn im sorry bro

@k @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos how many times?
its never enough 🥺

@Tony @beardalaxy @maija @nerthos Same thing.

@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @k

@Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos @k i got that dog in me, and peanut butter

@maija @beardalaxy @Tony @nerthos Shut up nigga

@k @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos you shut yo gall pussy ass cracka

@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @k theres not a lot of good arr of this with penises, those are usually cumming in the mouth, which is a good way to face instant regret

@amerika @hidden @maija @k Based post

@nerthos @beardalaxy @Tony @maija There is nothing more heterosexual than piss. Unless it turns out to be gay piss, then you don't fw that piss.

@maija @beardalaxy @Tony @nerthos what the fuck is arr

@k @Tony @beardalaxy @maija Bro don't be piratephobic

@nerthos @beardalaxy @Tony @maija Pirates at least filtered the AIDS with rum

@nerthos @beardalaxy @Tony @maija (in the sour cream)

@k @Tony @beardalaxy @maija https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNWS8EvZG20

@k @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos art

@nerthos @Tony @beardalaxy @k i got arrested for thaf last time

@k @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos do those mix well? i reallt like cum and sour cream and cum in food and eating that so

@maija @beardalaxy @Tony @nerthos I believe you. I don't eat sour cream so Idk. I just give it to the local Mexican place for free and they never turn down free shit (it's why they cum here)

@maija @Tony @nerthos @k

@Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos @k im eating aome queso ruffles rn theyre really good you want any?

@maija @Tony @beardalaxy @nerthos @k I know I'm meant to be horny about piss or whatever but what the fuck is going on here? Only one terminal, not connected to anything, meanwhile there are cables comnig out of individuall cells (also never saw cell caps that stick out like that but let's skip that for now. Also 6 caps (right) but 8 cells (wrong)). I'm seeing 6 electrodes, 3 pairs (I assume nipples, labia and dildos would each be a pair) which means 4 volts per pair, aka these metal clips would be more uncomfortable than any king of "shock" you would get with this setup (none, not even full 12 volts can give any unless maybe you lick both electrodes lol).
TLDR Don't let whoever made this help you with changing car batteries