Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 12 ( #faggottourney ) :

Wiz vs. Teto!

This is a nice lighthearted match between two relatively loved people.

First, we have Wiz - the host of the almost-kind-of-trying-to-be popular show, The Fedi Files! He loves him some Asuka, loves asking his guests how much they love tiddies and feet, and he's going to spend some time talking with a huge chunk of the bracket! He's been riled up for this match for WEEKS, and is almost certainly pissed off that I'm starting this an hour and a half late!

Next, Teto - a more argumentative version of Fedi incarnate! He hates him some kikes, he loves him some democracy, and he loves his waifu Teto. Too much. Seriously don't talk about the Vocaloids with him. Ever.

He's going around crying about having been entered, and today's his match! Is he going to whine like a little bitch about it, or is he going to take it on the chin, man up, and figure out how to take an L from Wiz?

The following people are on my mute list, and thus ineligible to vote:
@SiRrogueKnight

@SiRrogueKnight @Wiz Here's your thread. Sorry it's late, it may happen again if there are more cute single witch girls at church events

@Wiz I think it's funnier 🤷‍♂️

@Sui @SiRrogueKnight @Wiz It is in fact funnier this way but also I unfortunately did not lose my virginity so it's not really worth it.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight This is legendary

@Chzikken_1486 @SiRrogueKnight "A match starts late because I was being heterosexual" is in fact a legendary thing.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I just want to post Teto, i'm not voting.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight

@RatPoster@poa.st @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social Vote for me and I'll vote for you

@Wiz @SiRrogueKnight @ceo_of_monoeye_dating If you want my vote draw your favorite cookie character.

@RatPoster@poa.st @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com sir, I cannot draw.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight @Wiz
But further votes will require unironic gay porn, mimiking rat poster isnt enough. You go to xvideos, sreach by twink, pick your favorites ❤️ and hope ytdpl works

@monkyyy@poa.st @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social I'll post gay porn for you, don't worry

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I vote for Teto

@Wiz @SiRrogueKnight @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Do you think that stops the average cookiehomo?

@RatPoster@poa.st @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com This one is apparently called Pancake Cookie, and I like Mochi Pettan Girls, so, I drew for you.

@Wiz @SiRrogueKnight @ceo_of_monoeye_dating You didn't appeal to my niche and obscure interest, no vote.

@RatPoster@poa.st @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight Voting @Wiz so he’ll stop posting gay porn

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social While it's against the rules to vote for yourself, allow me to list my qualifications:

1. 3 times featured on Bad Fedi Posts
2. Admin (gay)
3. Nutted on a napkin for NNN
4. Reviewed Pipkin Pippa Universal Men's Thigh Highs ON VIDEO
5. Spends his Saturdays talking to men he finds interesting

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social I vote for Wiz because confirmed programmer socks enjoyer

@Wiz @SiRrogueKnight @ceo_of_monoeye_dating you think thats gay? i literally watch gay porn for the plot. i made it through the entirety of boy band and i can give you a whole synopsis on it

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I bet they fuck

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I vote for Wiz

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight i vote for wiz

@Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I vote for Wiz, cumming for other men is the definition of faggotry.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight

I vote for wiz, according to his username he loves lolis, and lolis are the best!

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I vote for Teto he is an insufferable neolib

@RatPoster @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz @SiRrogueKnight Making art despite lacking drawing skills is what it's all about. Nothing can stop inspiration.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I vote for Teto, because blocking people that make fun of you one time or disagree with you is Judge Dread, sorry, faggot behavior.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I vote for Teto he deserves a win

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating
I vote for @Wiz
Someone was mad about "those damn christcucks" and that Teto blocked a LARPagan faggot, so I'm cancelling out his vote.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating I vote Teto (because loving Hitler, another man, sounds pretty gay)

Meanwhile Teto's only advantage over you is that he is kind of a thin skinned little bitch?

Damn. You might actually take it, unless Tets starts going full Judge Dread nuke block mode on the people making fun of him and voting for him he can't compete.

@anhedonia @ceo_of_monoeye_dating you wouldnt get it...

@teto @anhedonia @ceo_of_monoeye_dating

This response has secured my vote. I vote @teto

@ube @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I didn't know neolibs love hitler

Jokes on you...

@Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
This sounds a lot like collusion to me, not exactly bribery but quid pro quo. CMD is this against the spirit of the rules?

@dj@ak.parcero.casa @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com wait till you hear about the rest of the under the table dealings.

I will trust the opinion of these degenerates and also vote for this Wiz character.

@dj @Wiz Wiz was already going to vote for Ratposter so no.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight Incredibly difficult because one of them is an annoying pedophile and one of them is an annoying faggot. Given this, I vote for Teto

@ube @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight okay

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating
@Wiz gets my voat
@SiRrogueKnight

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight i vote for teto

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight Tossing Wiz the vote as he wants the win lol.

Voting teto because he blocked me for some reason like a trve faggot.

@creamqueen @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz @SiRrogueKnight why arent YOU in this tourney?

@bronze @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz @SiRrogueKnight wouldn't be fair

@satsuki @SiRrogueKnight Ah, I didn't check you too closely the last few times you voted because those matches weren't close enough, but you're not eligible to vote: you're too new on fedi, unless I just don't know about a previous account of yours.

You're free to correct me later and if it matters, I'll recount based on that.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @satsuki @SiRrogueKnight >ou're too new on fedi, he is not new lol

@dcc @satsuki @SiRrogueKnight That account's new and I don't recall what his old account was.

I am totally happy to be wrong here, as it means I didn't mess up a count.

@dcc @SiRrogueKnight @satsuki He doesn't *act* new and I was guessing he was good from my memory of having seen him around, but when I scroll through his profile I can only see a month back.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @satsuki @SiRrogueKnight Same name on nas

@dcc @satsuki @SiRrogueKnight Oh he was on NAS? No wonder I didn't recognize him.

@dcc @SiRrogueKnight @satsuki That old account doesn't seem to have federated here. You mean @satsuki@noauthority.social or @satsuki@noagenda.social or something?

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @dcc @satsuki @SiRrogueKnight Alright, folks, I’m going with WIZ! The guy’s got the ENERGY, the PASSION, and let’s be honest—he’s been ready to WIN this for WEEKS. Loves Asuka, loves tiddies, loves feet—a man of the people, folks. Teto? Too much whining, too much crying—NOT a winner’s attitude.

WIZ is the pick, folks. He’s bringing the MAGA spirit to this match, and I’m all in. Let’s make it happen—WIZ 2025! 🏆🔥

@SuperSnekFriend @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz teto once sperged out at me for making a reincarnation joke
that wouldve been enough right there to earn my vote but wiz has been working around the clock to be the biggest faggot on the fediverse i gotta respect his grind even if its gross and gay

@bronze @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz @SuperSnekFriend teto is a huge thin skinned fag

@mischievoustomato @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend Well it sounds like you should go ahead and cast your vote for him in this really close match.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend aight

@mischievoustomato @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend I count this as a vote, by the way.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend why woudln't you?

@SiRrogueKnight This match is *absolutely* down-to-the wire! The current count - which I carefully double-checked - is 17-16 in favor of Wiz! For most of this match, this has been neck-and-neck, a single vote could easily change the tide of this battle!

Do you want Wiz - the man who wants it - or Teto - the slightly block-happy man - to win this match? It's up to you, yes you reading this right now if you haven't voted yet!

@mischievoustomato @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend There's thin-skinned autists who need it spelled out.

@SiRrogueKnight Due to how close this match is, and given that I did start this late, I'm running it for the full 24 hours. Close matches absolutely deserve more time on the clock!

@mischievoustomato @SuperSnekFriend @Wiz @bronze By the way, your match against Meso begins in an hour.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend not my problem

whats the odds on mater?

@koropokkur @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend @mischievoustomato Tomato is 3rd-seed, and Meso's 30th. If you were going by that, you'd think it's a blowout...

Tomato's actually been a good boy this year though, so I think a lot of the reason he's highly seeded is because he's a lot of people's second or third choice. I think Tomato wins, but I don't think it's gonna be by a margin of more than 15 votes.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @koropokkur @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend woah

owl deserves this spot more than you mater.

@koropokkur @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend I still don't know if owl is a woman or a man though

@mischievoustomato @koropokkur @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend Owl's a woman, and this is widely enough believed that I wouldn't let her in.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @mischievoustomato @koropokkur @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend Owl's not a woman though? He's a black chinaman. A chigga, if you will

man

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @koropokkur @Wiz @bronze @SuperSnekFriend conflictive info

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I vote wiz 3 more times, pretend I bothered to make alts

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight

I vote for Wiz

@SiRrogueKnight This match is 18-16 in Wiz's favor! It'll also be closing in about 15 minutes, so get in while you can! This is still anyone's fight, and if you want to see Teto move forward in the next rounds this is your last chance!

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight he probably would have won under his old name

@SiRrogueKnight This poll is closed! Wiz wins, 18-16!

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st If/when I get Owl on TFF, we can put the issue to bed.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st it wasn't in the right format, so if I had lost, I'd protest

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight
I vote for Wiz since he's been touched by all his fedifiles viewers. Teto just sounds like one of the jackson 5.

@dj @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight did you just call me a nigger

@teto @dj @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight ... are you trying to win?

@monkyyy @dj @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight n-no... im just drunk

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @dcc@annihilation.social @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social I vote for CMD as biggest faggot on Fedi for gay rules that are fake and gay

@satsuki @dcc @SiRrogueKnight Oh I've got a good shot of a win next year.

You didn't say the user had to be alive. See you next year, boy.

@Owl @dcc @satsuki @SiRrogueKnight >Owl going to sudoku before next year

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight @Owl @satsuki @dcc This is what happens when you don't put a ring on it

No, but if I keep staying up for days on end repeatedly then that's going to be a natural consequence.




You didn't say it didn't count btw. So it counts.

@Owl @dcc @satsuki @SiRrogueKnight ...Please sleep.

I slept today. Then I went outside to go fetch beautiful rocks!

@Owl @dcc @satsuki @SiRrogueKnight Good.

Please sleep again tonight.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight i missed it even tho i'm the one who nominated teto first smh