@alina@girldick.gay who the hell is using sql for site theming
WHO THE HELL IS USING CSS FOR DATABASES
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@alina welcome my friend the CSS Injection attack

@alina ???????????

@alina hmm love me some freshly generated neural network SEO slop in the morning

@alina select width, height from elements where tag_name = 'div' and id = 'heck';

@alina@girldick.gay Ok but which is better folks ​​

@alina@girldick.gay CSS is better cause it makes the web pretty ​​

@feld This sounds like shit my dad would design.

@Maven @alina

Back when I was doing my webcomic, I had the "brilliant" idea of storing large PNGs as blobs in a table, then serving them as base64 data: URIs within the generated HTML.

Needless to say, I switched away from that when I started putting more thought into it. And when I stopped doing my webcomic, I turned it into a statically generated site that hasn't been updated in probably a decade.