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bajax@baj.ax

bajax

why the FUCK did you use mongo? with all the spurious articles you 100% believe to be completely true and valid, it seems like you would have run across one of the hundreds saying, in big capital boldface red letters DO NOT USE MONGODB FOR ANYTHING IT IS NOT FIT FOR ANY TASK
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phnt@fluffytail.org

Phantasm

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@bajax Please consult this chart.
modern-tech-stacks-mongodb.png
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Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com

GNU/翠星石

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@bajax MongoDB is under a proprietary license, so it should not be used, considering plenty of free software databases that are functionally superior too.
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i@declin.eu

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@phnt @bajax it's also the case that they've cleaned up their nonsense quite a bit since, not that the people who would ever pick mongo should ever be allowed to pick mongo nonetheless
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bajax@baj.ax

bajax

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@i @phnt there's no good tooling for it and it's COMPLETELY wrong for our requirements. they only chose it because its native syntax is json, and they use javascript. fucking retarded.
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ins0mniak@fsebugoutzone.org

ins0mniak "Best console man around"

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@bajax terry
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phnt@fluffytail.org

Phantasm

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Edited 16 days ago
@i @bajax It's the same with Postgres where there are still devs that refuse to pick it and force Maria/MySQL onto everyone, because they are mentally stuck in pre-1X days where you couldn't even upgrade between minor releases without pg_upgrade.
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i@declin.eu

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Reply to @phnt@fluffytail.org
@phnt @bajax at least galera is easier to sleep with than patroni, still hoping https://planetscale.com/neki turns out as good as vitess too
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lain@lain.com

lain

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@phnt @bajax
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snacks

Snacks

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Edited 16 days ago
@lain @bajax @phnt that's the good part about it
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graf@poa.st

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

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@lain @phnt @bajax So what do mongos call tuples
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hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info

御園はくい

Reply to @phnt@fluffytail.org
@phnt @bajax that image constitutes ~99% of what i know about mongodb
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phnt@fluffytail.org

Phantasm

Reply to @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
@hakui @bajax That's fine for your age, you haven't been "blessed" by the industry yet.
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hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info

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@phnt @bajax
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phnt@fluffytail.org

Phantasm

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@hakui @bajax Wait, so you aren't twenty?
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hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info

御園はくい

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@phnt @bajax no, like, what do you mean by "blessed" by industry
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bajax@baj.ax

bajax

Reply to @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
@hakui @phnt blessed in this context=forced to use a substandard product that you quickly learn to hate
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hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info

御園はくい

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@bajax @phnt i already use microsoft powerapps
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phnt@fluffytail.org

Phantasm

Reply to @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
@hakui @bajax exposed to the idiotic practices pushed like gospel.
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hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info

御園はくい

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@phnt @bajax i'm already being nudged to use microsoft authenticator (still pushing back tho
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nicholas@aklp.club

Nicholas Conrad

Reply to @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info

@hakui @phnt @bajax

Depending on organization policy, you can register any totp authenticator to yor ms account, then you need to click a 'use code instead' link when the authenticator card pops up.

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picofarad@noauthority.social

picofarad

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@bajax @i @phnt i thought it was BSON, or am i thinking of another nosql?

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bajax@baj.ax

bajax

Reply to @picofarad@noauthority.social
@picofarad @i @phnt mostly the same thing but yeah bson allows some extra syntax ie for query operators but it's very much based on json
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hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info

御園はくい

Reply to @nicholas@aklp.club
@nicholas @bajax @phnt yes that was the previous arrangement

they removed the option ehh
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picofarad@noauthority.social

picofarad

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@bajax @i @phnt thanks, that reminded me i've used mongo to load password dumps and that's about it. it was faster than grep, technically, for searching for substrings in datasets that don't fit in ram. technically.

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zero@strelizia.net

Zero zt_think artix

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@bajax it's WEBSCALE my dear
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sam@froth.zone

Sam

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@zero @bajax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs
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