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Dr. Ngandu 🇨🇳 | KILL ALL VIDEO GAMES blobcattableflip

I hope AI puts all of you socially inverted faggots out of a job
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@Forestofenchantment thank you perhaps i will finally touch grass
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@wertimer Yeah please stop doing that saar
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@Forestofenchantment its funny cause a bunch of stupid corpos thought it was a good idea to "automate" everything with ai just to find out all it does is just shit the bed and destroy their companys. Thats what happendwith that amazon outage of recent ai identified all of its code was terrible it just deleted it lol
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@Soy_Magnus I have to admit that AI is a better programmer and artist than me. AI lets me do work 15 IQ points above what I am able to do - work that most programmers making six figures can't do either btw lmao.
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@Forestofenchantment wowy wow I'm a billion dollar coder now
program WorstCodeEver;

var
a, b, c, d, e: integer;
x: string;
i: integer;

function AddNumbers(k, j: integer): integer;
var
uselessVar1, uselessVar2: integer;
begin
uselessVar1 := 999; { does nothing }
uselessVar2 := -999; { also does nothing }
AddNumbers := k + j + 0 + 0 + 0; { unnecessary additions }
end;

procedure PrintSomething(s: string);
var
temp: string;
begin
temp := s; { pointless copy }
writeln(temp); { prints it anyway }
end;

begin
a := 0;
b := 1;
c := 2;
d := 3;
e := 4;

{ random loop that accomplishes nothing }
for i := 1 to 3 do
begin
a := a + 0; { useless }
b := b + 0; { useless }
end;

x := 'Enter a number:';
PrintSomething(x);

readln(a);

x := 'Enter another number:';
PrintSomething(x);

readln(b);

c := AddNumbers(a, b);

{ Overly dramatic multi-step print }
x := 'The result is:';
PrintSomething(x);

writeln(c);

{ pointless conditional }
if c = c then
begin
PrintSomething('This condition is always true.');
end
else
begin
PrintSomething('This will never happen.');
end;

{ infinite loop that breaks immediately }
while true do
begin
break;
end;

{ final insult }
PrintSomething('Program finished, somehow.');
end.
Incredible¡
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@Soy_Magnus Now try writing a game with Raylib that implements procedural enemy spawns, custom mesh generation, a shader-driven graphics pipeline, and image and signal processing.
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@Forestofenchantment no way games are for nerds. But if wanted drawing lessons I can do that my dms are open for commissions
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@Soy_Magnus I'll pay you 50 cents through Paypal to have you draw my snep if that makes you shut up and stop asking me to commission you.
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@Soy_Magnus That or I'll buy you a Steam key for a shitty game if you don't want to dox yourself or something.
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@Forestofenchantment impossiblé how can this be u don't like my art¿ I'm one of the most respected artists of the fedi I'll do it just for u
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@Soy_Magnus I have to admit that your lines are getting better. I'm confident that you could make something okay by the end of the year if you kept this up.
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@Forestofenchantment I used to actually be primo I'm just spread thin rn. I'm learning French so if I need to move to Canada I can and function both reading and speaking. I appreciate your words wait till I get cross hatching and stippling down again that was my butter back when I used to draw
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@Forestofenchantment I need a picture or a description of the identifying items of your snep (if it has a coat, or some other special clothes a certain coat pattern, eye color the such)
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@Soy_Magnus Female. Men don't wear furisodes.
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@Forestofenchantment I was hoping u weren't going to be offended by that question I just know people are very particular about their characters lol. Now whats a furisode im not familiar with that term
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@Soy_Magnus Type of highly formal kimono characterized by its loud, elegant design and sleeves that extend much further down than typical kimono sleeves.


These sleeves aren't like Western sleeves btw. Just follow this guide and extend the sleeve overhanging bits to a few inches above where the feet show from under the kimono.
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@Forestofenchantment oh thats magnifique¡ I can stylize that like crazy do u have any preference on the design texture of the kimono or can I go wild with that too‽
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@Soy_Magnus I'd prefer if you'd use the design of the reference snep I gave you but I'm also paying you in shitty Steam games so you don't exactly have to listen to me.
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@Forestofenchantment then ill call in the real nigga big guns @Zergling_man hey zerg can u show me some nifty kimono pattern designs‽
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@Zergling_man @Soy_Magnus You could wear a kimono in the fall with a hakama and haori.
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@Zergling_man @Soy_Magnus I've worn them in the winter as well. You just need a hakama for the legs. Though your feet tend to be a bit cold.
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