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random image thread.
go to your image download folder and run:

find . \( -iname "*.jpg" -o -iname "*.jpeg" -o -iname "*.png" -o -iname "*.gif" -o -iname "*.bmp" -o -iname "*.webp" \) | shuf -n 1

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@kaia You forgot the | xargs rm -f '{}' + at the end. blobfoxgooglytrash

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@kaia I don't know if this is sus but I'm on Windows so shuf didn't work.

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@tk @kaia
Doesn't find have a "-delete" option or something like that?

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@kaia Most of my saves are videos but this came up.

here's mine with ls/grep because I hate find's syntax, also More Random™️ random

getseededrandom() {
seed=`date +%s`
openssl enc -aes-256-ctr -pass pass:"$seed" -nosalt < /dev/zero 2> /dev/null
}

alias greprandovid="ls | grep -E '.mp4|.webm|.gif|.mkv|.avi' | shuf --random-source=<(getseededrandom) -n 1"

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@kaia i'm still fascinated how bad the syntax for find is
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@kaia I was actually in the process of renaming the most funny ones using a script
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@lain @kaia piping find to grep is how I know someone isn't trying hard enough.
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@kaia ...and I just realized I didn't escape those periods. It's homework for the reader

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@phnt @kaia I never really tried 7zip. Winrar has never failed me and a friend gave me a key so I never thought to try a different program.
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@Fullmetal2255 @kaia When I was still using WinRAR, I never bothered to get a key for it. Closing the popup was in my muscle memory.
I've never seen one until today. :D
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@mian bf still using the sausage water glass, but I accidentally dropped the nescafe one because it was too much
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@kaia that won't run on windows so let me instead post a kois
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@kaia wow, misskey parses that as latex math neobot_shocked

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@green @kaia

random image thread.
go to your image download folder and run:

find . \( -iname "*.jpg" -o -iname "*.jpeg" -o -iname "*.png" -o -iname "*.gif" -o -iname "*.bmp" -o -iname "*.webp" \) | shuf -n 1

misskey approved formatting for you green

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@Chloe @kaia it found ./Games/factorio-space-age/data/core/graphics/icons/controller/steam-deck/black/R5.png

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@Chloe @kaia it always finds either ~/Games/factorio/**, ~/.config/libreoffice/** or ~/.zoom/**

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@green @Chloe
that's why I specified that you have to go to your image download folder - wherever that is kirbygreen
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@kaia cant, it contains my real name

it is some exam r about signals going through a finite state machine
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@grillchen in such situations a reroll is permissible
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@kaia

Context: A screenshot of a comment below a video about the horrors of "schlager" shows on German TV.

The translation:

Back then, during my training in the distribution center, I had to ride in the Sprinter with an employee for a few days. He never drove faster than 50kms per hour, which made the journeys very long, and he only listened to NDR1. Schlager. Always Schlager.

So now I'm an expert and can confirm: It's always about banging. And I can divide it into two categories, nicely binary according to traditional gender roles.

Male singer: "I was wandering along the paths of adventure through Magical Saint Exotic Land, when I passed a little village and fell in love with the chief's beautiful little daughter, with long, beautiful hair and a lovely face, and breasts like buds just awakened in spring. Well, that's when I made her my wife. But only while we rolled around in the hay and swore something about great love, but oh and woe, at dawn I had to move on, I wonder how the pretty babe is doing today?"

Fermale singer: "Once, in the land of palm trees and exotic plants, I was a young girl, my important father's sunshine, and in the summer when my little breasts were just awakening like the buds in spring, a charming man came along with golden hair and azure eyes and in the middle of the night, well, he made me his wife. He was my one true love, but as his cultural tradition apparently dictated, he moved on the next morning.Tragic, but that's how it can go. Incidentally, he never saw his blue-eyed son."

If he wasn't already well versed and experienced in life and she was a virgin and just about legal, then it wasn't a real schlager romance.

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@prisixia me too, pick the embarrassing one but still postable hehe
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