as far as self defence goes guns just arent sexy. knives, knives are sexy. intimate. personal.

@vriska@lizards.live need to get a long sword for home defense

@eemmaa all one needs in my vast experience is to show em your stabs

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@vivi knives are just sexier im sorry

@nyx@social.xenofem.me @vriska@lizards.live @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev only way they can change my mind on this is if they invent a gun that whispers things to you

@nyx@social.xenofem.me @vriska@lizards.live idk it doesnt seem appealing to me but im gonna be real the times where i REALLY learn what im into and what not is when im high out of my mind on another girl whos proposing it to me

@vriska@lizards.live hand to hand combat > pew pew die machine

@cho you get it

tbf id argue a scenario which the person put little holes in my body to make me scared is also kinda hot, while i knife would probably kill me more quickly

@cho It's kind of a bummer most RPGs don't pay much attention to unarmed combat.
@vriska

@nyx@social.xenofem.me @vriska@lizards.live is it just the deprivation that gets u litty or have u been just nonstop unhappily crushing on girls eversince uve entered femceldom

@vriska @vivi why not both? knife under pistol

@mischievoustomato@mitra.taihou.website @vriska@lizards.live but then you have no hand free that you can lay on the other person ​​

@vivi @vriska after they are dead i can holster the gun and sheath the knife

@vivi @mischievoustomato you get it

@eris she'd be sexier with knives

@nyx@social.xenofem.me @vriska@lizards.live yea idk ive been thinking this over more i think you guys are knifepilling me in terms of sauciness at least its like if she holds a gun to me its like wow aha but like thats it as soon as she pulls the trigger i'm either going to the ER or heaven. with a knife she can take her time and we don't have 2 go all the way

@vivi @nyx see??? see???????

@vriska@lizards.live @nyx@social.xenofem.me i shouldnt be talking about this im down fucking horrendous today...

@vivi @nyx it really just is kinda like that sometimes -_-

@meso @eris @unmind that gun is so unsexy it hurts. I only find guns that won the Vietnam war attractive