@nugger
Femcel detected
Sexual Autonomy rejected

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The year is 2031:

"Hey, don't open that closet."
'Why not?'

As he opens it anyway, the LLM-enabled sexbot falls out.

'That looks like your sister but way younger, and with cat ears and a 7" dick.'
"Why, do you think I should have gone with dog ears?"

Suddenly, the machine boots up, walks to him, and puts its hands on his thighs before saying in a breathy whisper, "Please purchase Dawn brand robot cleaning solution instead of the generic. I can only be truly sexually satisfied when I am fresh and clean: Dawn makes that possible, removing grease on contact while eliminating 99.9% of bacteria."

'Ads? Really?'
"I didn't wanna pay the extra $30 per month to remove them."

The machine, unzipping his pants and sliding its hand in to grope his nethers, chimes in: "The president you voted for in the last election is highly problematic."

1k for a homebrew PS5 waow thank you lord gaben

Fuck it

Anarcho-Starmerism 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

the best thing about fedi is people dont bait for promoting something like a product or onlyfans, they do it for the love of being retarded

many trans moids are spectacularly clocky. Even with the 5 o'clock shadow they immediately give it away when they introduce themselves as "Skylar" or "Aiden" or another fag name.

Here's some advanced hidden sauce for perfect stealth:

- shave the hair on the front and middle of your head. keep doing that until the natural male pattern baldness kicks in and takes it from there

- regular consumption of alcohol, ideally every day, will give you a nice beer belly, if big enough this can even make breast removal unnecessary as you'll just become one shapeless blob of ugly bastard

- you need at least one restraining order related to sexual harassment of women. If you're white, children will do as well. Sexual harassment is a long term spiritual journey, take your time and be curious and willing to learn

- you don't need any surgical Frankendick, all men lie about their dick size and 0cm is just slightly below european average, so you're perfectly fine

- choose a masculine, not yaoi or tumblr ass fake nigga name. In german pick something like "Manfred", "Adolf" or "Waldemar". If you want to go more abstract go for classics male names like "War", "Rage" or "Rape"

Met this duck at Five Guys the other day

>100°F (38°C) next week
the climate has fallen. It's Over
fuck my late stage climate change chud life

@karebu
least maladjusted shartynigger be like
soyteen who stalked the person,…
drawings on the photo trying to…

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childhood is when you idolize Whasian master race.
adulthood is when you realize Wharab supremacy makes more sense

Because Saar K spoke in the funny indian accent I assumed he was gonna switch to western pronunciation and go "Just kidding, looksmaxx and make six figures first"
Dr K explaining you should also…

get verified on pleroma. scan your dick with your phone and post it on public scope

god only knows how I would beg her to break my legs with a sledgehammer. mamdani gets it in the butt so good, I just know it

women
what's stopping you from looking like this
Jasmine Begalinova, athlete fro…

@MalibuSunrise hop on Big Run

Spent time and effort overcoming my aversion to crowded places only to realize there was nothing for me there to begin with.

You've been charged and arrested for daydrinking with too much swag
me af:

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