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In my classic era, healing, regenerating, flourishing (this time for real)
Asbestoscels are back

Настоящий материал (информация) произведен,
распространен, и (или) направлен иностранным
агентом meso, либо касается деятельности
иностранного агента meso.

"Meso has a gay woman's taste in women, which is great." ~ @vriska@lizards.live
"OH okay I thought you were super upset and having a vulnerable Meso moment in my dms carry on fuck wokescold faggots 🥂" ~ @Silicanus@the.asbestos.cafe
"I have a feeling he just really likes having his head patted, he's like a cat" ~ [REDACTED]
Time to eat my bulgarian meal
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@Rocc i mean honestly this is what we do with pizza in bulgaria so
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who the fuck eats pizza dipped in bbq sauce i swear to god


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the HRT army


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pure mind
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Good idea
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fucking eat shit python faggots
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way back college boy asked to a high school dance
couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.
didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,
til my best friend said that the red would get me through.
went to the jewel with my crew, adults only box,
in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox.
in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet
down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.
room starts to turn like cheese,
my tummy starts to churn like grease,
on my knees like a rug burn beast
like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)
all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through
ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.
she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip.
in the back two girls going stag fat asses.
i demand from the date her sunglasses.
do a drop roll out the car like axel.
I need an angel, I need some fuckin advil.
I got a buzz bigger than a beehive
cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside.
the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me from puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin
*chrorus repeat*
way back college boy, live on eleventh floor.
head out my window, wonder what I'm living for.
knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux
with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck.
Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin.
all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens.
Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin'
interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.
Fuck'm, we're fuckin chug luggin.
soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something
my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.
frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic
I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
Like it's the night before we all get drafted,
Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
Like you're on epcot center on acid? Exactly.
the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me from puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin
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Yesterday, as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
Lying face down in the sewer
I got up closer and realized that I knew her
All her organs coming from her inside
Slashed up skin sliced up hide
Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
That's when I realized she was dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
Twisted body chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it was neat
But the thing I like seeing the best
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy nnd your mommy's dead
I saw her lying in a pool of red
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
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obviously youre not gonna get it retarded fucking redditor
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non-newtonian fluid
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people were doing cool stuff back in the day
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I have two sides

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giwtwm
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Russian propaganda o'clock baby
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