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In my classic era, healing, regenerating, flourishing (this time for real)
Asbestoscels are back

Настоящий материал (информация) произведен,
распространен, и (или) направлен иностранным
агентом meso, либо касается деятельности
иностранного агента meso.

"Meso has a gay woman's taste in women, which is great." ~ @vriska@lizards.live
"OH okay I thought you were super upset and having a vulnerable Meso moment in my dms carry on fuck wokescold faggots 🥂" ~ @Silicanus@the.asbestos.cafe
"I have a feeling he just really likes having his head patted, he's like a cat" ~ [REDACTED]
its funny how they call these "lemons" even doe thats not how a lemon looks and this regular grenade has the texture of a lemon

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@kaia @Dtl if you look closer you'll actually find out it's an HG 85 fragmentation grenade used by the Swiss armed forces
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if you cant understand how something is a mental illness at first glance it probably isn't real and just psychiatrist babble
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the USA was behind that too?
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Average baraag user
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tobey maguire bulgaria?
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Who came on Duo
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The soyboy bloggers dont want you to know this but you can just go outside and take photos it's free
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Duo looking so fuckable today
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those old rims and tires are peak, i hate when people put clown rims with a thin layer that resembles a tire
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HOW TO PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH A HAMSTER

There's nothing cooler than buying a hamster and shoving it up your ass. To do this, you'll need the following tools:

- One bottle of KVY;
- one roll of duct tape;
- one small to medium-sized hamster;
- one bottle of Detol (an alcohol-based disinfectant).

The first step is to buy the hamster itself. Try to choose the most vigorous one, you will understand the meaning of this later. When you bring the hamster home, trim its claws.

Then pour the Detol into a bowl of water to kill all the bacteria on his coat and skin. Try not to get the solution on the hamster's face, you don't want to kill it! Carefully wipe the muzzle with a absorbent cotton with alcohol. Wash and dry it, then apply a thick layer of lubricant all over its body.

Before you proceed to the next steps, make sure you have the tape handy. Put a pair of scissors next to it, and slightly unwind the end of the tape, because you will have to do further actions with it with one hand.

Now take the hamster and gently insert it into your anus with its muzzle facing outward. This way it will not suffocate too soon. Use your free hand to push the entrance to the anus and help push the hamster inside. Once the hamster is completely inside you, put your index finger on the hamster's forehead and push it a little deeper.

Now with your free hand, quickly tape your butt. Try, once you have taped your anus, to wrap the tape around your waist crosswise and again between your legs, this way it will stick better.

Now begins the coolest part. The hamster starts fighting for its life, wriggling and sliding around inside you, but since the exit from the cage called your asshole is taped over, it naturally can't get out. His movements in your rectum will bring you so much pleasure that you'll be able to cum at least twice in the few minutes he's alive! Usually hamsters stay alive for five to seven minutes and, when combined with warming lube, those minutes seem to be simply inexpressible!

If you stop feeling movement inside, then the hamster is finished. Peel off the tape, pull the dead animal out of your asshole, wrap it in a plastic bag, and throw it in the trash.
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