@eris genuinely this is what you should be canceled for and you'd deserve it, the most sexless places on earth, except for maybe my psyche, you are fucked up for this one

@eris eris be like "wow the DMV makes me want to make out" smfh

@rat @eris morgue is 10000000x more sexy than an airport

@methyltheobromine @eris Once y’all figure it out lmk

@eris interesting. They do the precise opposite for me

@eris every second I spend in the DMV is a second I'm too busy regretting not killing myself when I was 17 so I could avoid being at hte DMV

@Moon @eris @rat it's the constant reminder of my own mortality for me

@eris ohhhhh okay that makes sense see I peoplewatch constantly but never at all in a horny way because I am in fact asexual, I still think you should be cancelled though just because airports are joyless overly bureaucratic nightmares

train stations, on the other hand??? very sexy

@eris waiting in line and listening to a barley sensible intercom system.

@realcaseyrollins @eris @methyltheobromine

Something along these lines::
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=7kIUnQngqmQ