i didnt know that ppl actually thought i was flirting with nyx yesterday ​​

@vivi i can sympathize a bit; people often think i’m flirting with them when i’m being perfectly platonic and simply don’t have the boundaries you’d expect from a german

picrel, me on the right at a comfortable distance to someone i just met

@lucy @vivi not just you lol

@lucy @icedquinn @vivi but it’s easy you just scramble their brains a little

@lucy @icedquinn @vivi tbh i’m at risk of sounding like a pick up artist here so don’t take that too seriously

@lucy @icedquinn @vivi but yeah flirting and picking up on it is largely a matter of having an intact sense of self-worth. not even confidence, or did you notice just how much spaghetti i was losing?

@icedquinn @lucy @vivi @mia yeouch

@lucy @icedquinn @vivi i don’t remember flirting with other people since we met, i’m just actually like this

@vivi pffffff

@lucy @icedquinn @vivi like when we first met?

@lucy @icedquinn @vivi i guess i was really speedrunning it but uh, yeah

@lucy @icedquinn @vivi well i don’t deliberately push the popcorn buttons on everyone i meet

@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @icedquinn@blob.cat @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @mia@movsw.0x0.st I LOVE spending all day worrying about random bills that may happen that would destroy me financially while looking for a job using gig apps to get by ​​

@thegreatape @lucy @icedquinn @vivi i loved not answering the door and phone for weeks and rolling around in bed, painfully starving, because i was too mentally fucked to talk to another human being

@mia@movsw.0x0.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @icedquinn@blob.cat @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev My condolences, I haven't ever gotten down that bad. I've gotten close but not quite there. Hopefully those days are in the past for you now.

@thegreatape @lucy @icedquinn @vivi rent overdue, no money for food, empty kitchen, subsisting on anime downloaded over a nearby hotel’s guest wifi because internet access has already been terminated and the debt collectors are writing letters

@thegreatape @lucy @icedquinn @vivi yeah it was pretty bad but i’m not likely to ever end up down there again

@nyx@social.xenofem.me they will just assume im flirting with every women i talk to ​​

@nyx@social.xenofem.me do i really look like a woman who flirts? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to say to a woman if she actually did hop into my DMs!

@nyx Y’knnow I just do things. The normies have plans. Straightoids have plans. My admin’s got plans. Y’know they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that what i said to Nyx was nothing personal, you know I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and, uh, look where that got you.

I just did what I do best. I took their little plan, and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this server with a few posts and a couple of nsfw images, hmm? You know what I noticed? Nobody replies when you post about well adjusted stuff like actually having a gf. Even if you are really happy. If tomorrow I told my followers that, like, I’ve been going on a lot of different dates to find the one, or how i went on a nice walk, touched some grass and talked to my neighbors, nobody replies. Because it’s all part of the plan. But when I post one little spoilered gif of a woman that gets her her tummy kissed while getting her panties pulled off and caption it anything that even remotely suggests that i wish i was her rn, well then everybody loses their minds!

@nyx@social.xenofem.me Here: https://x.com/lunna_illust/media repost a few of these, unspoilered. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.



Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.

@nyx@social.xenofem.me YOURE NOT HELPING OUR CASE HERE

@meso@netzsphaere.xyz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz no i dont see it it sounds punchy but looks all fucked up

@mia@movsw.0x0.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @icedquinn@blob.cat no this is actually kinda what its like tho it is kinda trying 2 say or do stuff thats not-platonic, not too subtle but not too extreme and give the other person a bit of butterflies or scramble their brain a bit every time u do it

@nyx@social.xenofem.me DID YOU ACTUALLY THATS SO FUCKIN G FUNNY

@bot no it makes perfect sense once you’ve done it

@nyx@social.xenofem.me

@vivi @nyx@social.xenofem.me i've never seen flirting by pretending not to flirt before, this is crazy

@bot skill issue

@shibao @nyx@social.xenofem.me YOU ARE SICK ALL OF YOU ARE SICK I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I LOG ONTO THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE IT TURNS INTO FUCKING WATTPAD WHERE YOU GUYS WILL FUCKING USE ME AS A DOLL TO PLAY WITH AND LIVE OUT YOUR SICK FANTASIES AND SMASH ME TOGETHER WITH WHATEVER UNFORTUNATE PERSON YOU DOLLIFIED BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO SHIP ME WITH THEM THAT DAY

@nyx@social.xenofem.me @shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev NEVER let them get away with it. i always try to correct people on falsities and use a lot of caps because it makes my words sound louder and therefor more intimidating

@nyx@social.xenofem.me i was half memeing tbh i would know what 2 do ​​

@vivi @nyx @shibao i love your bit ngl it’s made me laugh so many times

a ray of light amidst the meta, the femcel doomposting, the germans pretending to laugh at the 1214th woozy emoji and arcana’s various feuds

@nyx@social.xenofem.me the secret to it is, as soon as you are in her DMs and send the first message, you have to like wait someone is at my door at this time apparently? brb

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@nyx@social.xenofem.me ?

@nyx@social.xenofem.me sorry im kinda lost i forgot what i wanted to say i dont remember this thread tbh