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Me in 2023: "When I get my license I will always drive under or at the speed limit and never hurry for anything at all for no reason, a model driver"

Me after 1 Volvo:
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(Ive heard drivers from that region are monkeys)
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@meso me "i will never be impatient when driving, no reason to get mad"

Me 1 month after i had my license "i will flay alive all slow drivers and hang any retards who drive with no sense of direction"
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@Loki @meso >"i will drive as often as possible because i love cars so much and i want to drive"
>drove only once in like half a fucking year after getting a job, barely drove before that too
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@Loki overtook a Merc and a bus on the way back home, only two cars I encountered because it was late. What a thrill pushing 130 to show that nigger how to drive. Dawg I have some old brick and I'm driving like a Bulgarian this nigga bought a Mercedes from like 2003 and hes barely pushing 80. Nigga please.
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@Loki the bus was driving pretty good as is standard for bus drivers here though. he accelerated on the first few opportunities I had but yeah good driving from that guy. Merc? Not so much. Buy a car that suits you fucking nigger. Mercs do suit slow drivers though theyre cheap German cars. A lot of horsepower nonetheless tho
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@meso yeah its annoying seeing mfs with fast cars being driven at granny speeds
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@Loki Man it took me two weeks of having a license to become like this lmfao
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@Loki to be fair I only became like this after 2-3 days of Bulgarian traffic.
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@meso me before I got my license: I will always be a speed demon
me after I got my license: I will always be a speed demon
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@meso you can’t even be on fedi for 5 minutes without cursing, what did you expect lmao

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@meso same but 2-3 days of mexican traffic (no one knows how to fucking drive!!!!! Aaaaaaa)
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