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Pigs in front of me driving their piece of shit Kia at the most irritating and annoyingly slow speed they possibly can
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@meso dude i would drive like i was appreciating the scenery if i knew you were behind me

it’s a speed LIMIT, i can go slower if i want neofox_3c

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@mia they're driving in the ugliest shithole, the goal in this town specifically is to drive as fast as possible to avoid seeing everything around you
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@meso i don’t care, you can eat my rear bumper neofox_3c

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@meso this is how i will make men seethe behind the wheel

cause i got allll the time in the world

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@mia I would never eat your rear bumper because I'm a careful driver, I would simply overtake you aggressively blobsunglasses
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@meso good luck, i’m in front of seven trucks

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@mia then i'd respect the speed and keep a distance
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@mia driving like a woman is gender-affirming care
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@mia mildly related (germans, cars) whenever i see a merc in front of me I'm very careful because they've been, from my short experience, the slowest and most retarded drivers. one friend with a merc drove it into a ditch last week and another friend with a merc fucking totaled it, the entire car up to the windshield is gone he showed me pics. went 120 on a slippery turn
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@meso hardly anyone drives those in germany anymore, except taxi companies

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@mia yes because german drivers are good drivers
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@mia idk what traumatizing shit driving instructors do there but it was incredible to watch a random road with a traffic jam near lucy... they're so nicely paced and cultured
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@mia @meso

Kia tops out at 21 mph. Sounds about right.

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@meso ironically the non-aggressive driving is how only the women bus drivers here manage to be consistently on time

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@meso no that’s just what germans are like. we’ve got the DnD rule book of traffic regulations; it speaks to our inner autism

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@stefan @mia i've rarely had female bus drivers. bus drivers are always cool especially the bulgarian ones that are pissed off because they're privateers and they keep dealing with gypsies in their bus and retards on the road
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@meso men are compelled to drive carefully because it’s the law and someone might be watching, women do it because they’re aware of the kinetic energy of 4 tons moving at 120 kph

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@mia men are compelled to drive carefully because they're either not hurrying anywhere and don't really wanna drive faster, women do it because they're careful and afraid
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@mia i drive carefully not because the law and someone might be watching if someone pays me the fine I'll rev and speed in front of a cop car, i drive carefully when i notice there's a lot of cars bunched up (a kid can just pop out of there without looking, which is what i did and popped out in front of a car which stopped just in time to lightly bump my bike making it gracefully fall down), or there's people on the sidewalks, or I'm in the nearby city where subhumans cross the road where they aren't allowed to and diagonally which slows you down even further, or when there's an actual crosswalk, or when i see someone driving slowly or erratically.
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@meso @mia most insane taxi ride i've been on was a woman. Going twice the speed limit constantly and abruptly breaking before every radar trap
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@psnacks @meso yeah that’s taxi drivers alright

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@mia @psnacks my friend noted that I should become a taxi driver based on my driving
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@psnacks @meso guess even the women think they’re ryan fucking gosling or some shit

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@mia @psnacks i still drive less insane than taxi drivers here i'm nothing compared to them those niggas make you afraid to even come close to the road when you see a yellow car approach
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@mia @meso i told her i'm in a hurry and she was pissed at all the construction sites
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@mia i generally drive carefully cuz I don't wanna kill someone or total my car. it's just common sense. it also helps my car is very slow in acceleration because the clutch is almost dead, when I change it I'll be basically driving a different car tbh...
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@psnacks @meso oh yeah, don’t tell them you’re in a hurry. they care little enough about the rules as it is

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@psnacks @mia based woman. my driving instructor's colleague was with me to the exam, when she drove me back home she just went at it man just fucking sped through the city and 150 on the out road in a fucking diesel golf 4, until she approached the portable speed cameras
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@meso @mia no matter how careful you are you're still in bulgaria meso
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@lucy @mia this happened to a guy i know but with a merc he was fine though, car is gone
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@lucy @mia im not sure how he survived that he showed me a pic and man...
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@meso @lucy modern cars are built to take up all the kinetic energy of a collision and dissipate it by exploding into fine dust before any of it gets to the people inside

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@mia @meso you can also move over to lower tension on the road and let people who have places to be get to their destination in a reasonable time. The speed limit system needs to be reformed because it is not 1945 anymore where cars weigh 7,000lbs and have drum brakes on all 4 corners. Speed up or let them pass. It's the right thing to do.
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@meso @lucy there’s a bend near where i live and every couple months some idiot ends up flipped over in the ditch because the streets are empty at night and he got too cocky. car’s usually fine but few survive that 😔

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@meso hyundai/kia drivers are either the slowest mfers known to man on the road, or drive at mach fuck down the highway. there is zero in between
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@mia @lucy I'm careful on bends because there's a lot of them here. Theres a really nasty one on the road to the hospital it seems like you MIGHT be able to take it at high speed because the road is wide but you have zero visibility until you start turning and the angle is way too high so I always have to dissatisfyingly reduce speeds greatly to comfortably pass that corner
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@meso @lucy called the ambulance twice because i saw it happen from my office

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@Mondobizarrro Kia niggas here are either cops, women or retarded
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@meso @lucy yeah, think actually a lot of them also got surprised by small critters

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@mia @lucy the road leading out of town is just full of the nastiest most extreme bends and you never know when a drunk driver or a Mercedes user might show up in oncoming and wreck their shitbox in you
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@mia @meso i drive quickly bc im in a hurry. usually bc im running late since my sense of time sucks cock, but i also refuse to be late
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@Mondobizarrro @mia I drive at a pace I'm comfortable with. I don't try to drive fast or hurry, I just drive at whatever speed seems manageable and reduce speed if I need to. There is no cameras here and I know where the cops stops so I don't really look at the speed limit, theres also few opportunities to go over 60 other than at the outskirts where you'd be gaining speeds to leave the town at 90
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@lucy @mia by the road leading out of town I mean the entire path to the nearby city, which is well above 50km iirc
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