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> US research that was done during the Cold War about surviving a nuclear winter by producing food products directly from petroleum. It's theoretically possible and you could survive on it as a supplemental source of calories.

What's wrong babe you've hardly touched your Exxon PetroBurger™
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@scathach given how much American culture was ruined by the cold war I'm surprised they didn't do this anyway

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@eemmaa @vriska @scathach it is literally just cheese plus a salt. you can buy sodium citrate at any grocery store and make it at home.
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@scathach I can eat the same fuel as my truck? That’s epic
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@eemmaa @vriska @scathach yeah it looks like kraft singles use a different emulsifier than citric but i dont think any of these are petroleum.
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@why @eemmaa @scathach calling Kraft singles cheese is like calling Columbia a safe place for vacation

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@vriska @eemmaa @scathach looks like a duck talks like a duck its a duck. and im gonna call all sparkling wine "champagne" and if any frenchaboo gets mad i will shoot them with my gun
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@why @eemmaa @vriska @scathach this is the second time in two days I've heard about citric acid as a cheese emulsifier
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@why @eemmaa @scathach posts from people who think loons are ducks

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@eemmaa @vriska @why @scathach I thought it was my sign to eat some citric acid, but that makes sense too
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@Chimera @vriska @why @scathach sour skittles is the best source of citric acid if you insist on not making cheese(lazy)
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@vriska @eemmaa @scathach taxonomists when i use the wrong latin sounding gibberish to refer to a creature
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@why @eemmaa @scathach coyotes, wolves, and dogs are the same animal t. you

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@mischievoustomato @scathach @why @eemmaa they can interbreed, sure, but saying that a maltese and a grey wolf are "the same animal" is silly

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@arcana @scathach The year is 2038. Survivors of a global nuclear war have to fight for food with autonomous tesla trucks.
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