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Nate "We Wuz Pumpkangs" Higgers the Third 卍
NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social
I... Dumpster dove yogurt last week. Graf can attest to this, I've been posting pics in the Matrix
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@NateHiggers1488 @grey >Economy is so shit that Zoomies are eating fucking dairy out of a trash can
Holy fuck
Holy fuck
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Nate "We Wuz Pumpkangs" Higgers the Third 卍
NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social
Erm, I'm not a zoomie
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@NateHiggers1488 @grey >Economy is so shit that the Skibidi Alphabros are eating fucking dairy out of a trash can
Holy fuck
Holy fuck
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Nate "We Wuz Pumpkangs" Higgers the Third 卍
NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social
I'm gonna break into your house and shit in your toilet tank
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@NateHiggers1488 @grey Honestly if you're broke enough to eat dumpster yogurt, then I'll just like
Fucking feed you if you break in
Like holy shit man
Fucking feed you if you break in
Like holy shit man
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NateHiggers1488 if you're digging through garbage for food, digging through other people's "property" is simply the next course of action
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Nate "We Wuz Pumpkangs" Higgers the Third 卍
NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social
1) it's not gone bad
2) it's in a container that isn't open
3) it's ice fucking cold out so it's still safe
4) I know what yogurt looks like when it goes bad, cuz I've accidentally let shit go bad that I bought from Costco (it gets really watery and separates)
5) I've eaten sushi out of the trash before and it was fine
6) I always check the date
7) I only ever get stuff from stores, I never do residential trash. I've seen freegans do this shit and it's disgusting.
2) it's in a container that isn't open
3) it's ice fucking cold out so it's still safe
4) I know what yogurt looks like when it goes bad, cuz I've accidentally let shit go bad that I bought from Costco (it gets really watery and separates)
5) I've eaten sushi out of the trash before and it was fine
6) I always check the date
7) I only ever get stuff from stores, I never do residential trash. I've seen freegans do this shit and it's disgusting.
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Nate "We Wuz Pumpkangs" Higgers the Third 卍
NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social
I need to invest in a bow and go deer hunting
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@tamamizu @NateHiggers1488 @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @grey like a cow as in you're fat or that you're tits are ready for milking by me?
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@snacks @NateHiggers1488 @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @grey @tamamizu big fucking @tamamizu mommy milkers big juggling squirty udders
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Elven Psychology
KnifeEar@poa.st
@NateHiggers1488 @maija @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @grey I had considered living off of bowfishing carp from the Missouri river before.
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@NateHiggers1488 @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @grey ok, to be fair I kinda get it. Expiry dates on products don't actually mean the product instantly goes bad as soon as the day comes. It's still safe to eat for some time (depending on the product), but stores can't actually sell them because of laws.
Stores won't give them out too, because if they give you an expired product for free, they can be liable if you get ill from it.
But getting it from the dumpster still sucks. Usually there are NGOs that collect expired products and redistribute them, so they act as a "buffer" between the store and the people getting it. Aren't there any of those you can freeload from?
Stores won't give them out too, because if they give you an expired product for free, they can be liable if you get ill from it.
But getting it from the dumpster still sucks. Usually there are NGOs that collect expired products and redistribute them, so they act as a "buffer" between the store and the people getting it. Aren't there any of those you can freeload from?
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@NateHiggers1488 @ceo_of_monoeye_dating idc if you eat trash, but there's only so much trash to go around. sooner or later, people are gonna just start taking it from others.
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Nate "We Wuz Pumpkangs" Higgers the Third 卍
NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social
I'll just start stealing at that point. This city has so much fucking waste, it's unreal. You could feed everyone in NYC with trash alone, that's how much there is
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Nate "We Wuz Pumpkangs" Higgers the Third 卍
NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social
and that's just edible trash, some places fuck up their trash. If there was a law where that was made illegal, you could feed the entire fucking state.
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@NateHiggers1488 @grey Are you a literal pigeon?
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Goth Vaporeon
Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
This is like a multiple choice with only one right answer.
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Hoosierborean King
reallyangry@poa.st
@NateHiggers1488 @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @grey i've had yogurt sit in my fridge fo5r way longer than i thought i'd still be good, and it didn't make me sick, either it didn't go bad or i'm ubermensch
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@reallyangry @NateHiggers1488 @grey Jesus fuck why did you have to remind me that Nate Higgers eats dumpster yogurt and sushi
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Nate "We Wuz Pumpkangs" Higgers the Third 卍
NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social
I just ate dumpster yogurt last night, it was in squeeze tubes. I also had dumpster sushi on Wednesday, tuna avocado roll. Yummy
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🟩 EMERALD EATER 🟩
cowanon@nicecrew.digital
Edited 9 months ago
Every time I eat 'real' sushi, I think, "Mmm, yeah, tasty. But it certainly wasn't worth $20 for like 8 pieces, I'd rather go to a Chinese buffet and stack my plate with cheap shit that doesn't taste much worse and walk away while the sushi chef fumes."
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@grey if you manage to do all 5 they make you the dalai lama (read the kama sutra it's all in there)
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