i will now attempt to prepare this stuff, no sauce (i already know the sauce sucks ass. it just seemed fitting to include)
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the smell is actually quite unbelievable. it genuinely smells an awful lot like semen but also has a notable hint of wallpaper adhesive
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it’s done. after heating the semen smell is now drowned out by the wallpaper adhesive smell.
it tastes as it smells. the texture is like eating semi soaked orbeez. everything is covered in slime.
i have eaten so much horrible food in my life but this is probably the winner in terms of the producer having intended it to be that way. zero calorie at any cost, they said… and did. they never asked themselves if they should
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after attempting to eat it by itself i threw up in my mouth a little. i added the sauce but this too tastes like wallpaper adhesive. i have made a huge mistake. i will continue to try and eat it and see how far along i can get
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i took two more spoonfuls. i’m done. the rest will be flushed. i almost puked thrice now and that’s enough for me.
i hope you enjoyed this lesson regarding things everyone already knew
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@dxm is this like a shirataki thing? cannot understand how people tolerate the taste and smell. would rather just give up on pasta entirely than try to sub with it
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@heatdeath apparently yes. it’s konjac based. if you can eat this you can probably also eat toilet paper
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@meowski water, konjac (glucomannan) 3%, oat fiber (gluten-free), acidity regulator: calcium hydroxide
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woodland creature
meowski@fluf.clubi am on a ketogenic diet and have developed an egg pancake recipe using psyllium husk as a low carb fiber additive that gives it a nice bread like texture.
in general, if you really want to do effective keto, you have to avoid all keto prepared foods, and sauces. any zero calorie sauces are going to be full of garbage
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@meowski if you read the thread you will find that this shit smelled of cum and glue and almost made me puke a couple of times. i don’t know anything about being healthy i just wanted to eat something stupid and oh boy did i find something
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@meowski uh i’m not sure how to link this properly. maybe this:
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@meowski i’m itching to go back to the store and find more weird shit but i also believe that this is hard to surpass
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@meso according to the taste it was cum and glue
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