As a #canadian I sincerely promise that if you try to take my country, I will wait until you are sleeping and slit your fucking throats.
#Elbowsup

If Americans couldn’t take the attrition in Iraq, Canada will bleed them dry.

Do not mistake us for friends just because we speak English.

I really don’t care who you voted for.

I don’t care how embarrassed you are about Trump.

I don’t understand why you’re letting this madman ruin your country.

But I absofuckinglutely will not allow him to ruin mine. And I suspect every Canadian on the planet feels the same.

@Remittancegirl@mstdn.social I don’t know what to do about it

@Remittancegirl

@Remittancegirl You aint doing jack shit you fucking tranny.

@Remittancegirl I hope he nukes you

@Remittancegirl Canadian women will be the rape prizes for American conquerors.

(Excluding you of course. Because, well, your profile pic and all. )

@admin @Remittancegirl Funny since she writes rape porn stories lmfao

@mischievoustomato Yes, I do live in Spain. I was born in Canada. My husband, also Canadian, was born in France - on a Canadian airbase because he father was in the Canadian Airforce.

WHat’s your point. That because I’m not living in Canada I shouldn’t give a shit that the US is threatening to invade my country?

@Remittancegirl silence, newland american

@mischievoustomato @Remittancegirl ETAa ordezkaria lekuko hemen naiz, eta uste duela bere kotxea bonbardatu behar diogu!

@ins0mniak @Remittancegirl And on top of that, she’s selling all these wolf tickets about how Canada “bleed the US worse than Iraq”, but her bio says she lives in Spain.

You don't have guns lmao.

@ins0mniak

I guess you know nothing about wind directions in North America, you idiot.

@Remittancegirl Aww tell me all about it! Ive been dying for some dog ugly EU lover to whine some more

@ins0mniak
Killing millions of Americans in nuclear fallout because someone hurt your feelings sure is a flex

@Remittancegirl

@4bz @Remittancegirl Nigger, it goes with the prevailing winds first of all, second of all the dumb bitch is in Fucking Spain.

Try to keep up

@ins0mniak
Yes, and those winds will bring the fallout right over our country. Do you not understand how our weather works?

@Remittancegirl

@4bz @ins0mniak @Remittancegirl
I know people in Spain that can turn your frown upside down.

Also please nuke NYC.

@4bz @Remittancegirl Hey tell me about how you can't handle having a job lmfao!

Prob should have worked that up before you knocked up whatever street whore let you put your dick in her

@ins0mniak
I enjoy living rent free in your mind. Yes, keep it up
@Remittancegirl

@4bz @Remittancegirl

ohhh good one broke boy.

Living rent free? you just pinged me faggot lol

@ins0mniak
I love how surviving capitalism to you means I'm a broke boy. Ive got house, car, stabile job and a 401k.

Shit I probably make more than you lmao. Man you need help

@Remittancegirl

@4bz @Remittancegirl Waaaaa stranger on the internet, please look at all my money!

Well I have a private jet and a submarine base!

Betcha don't have that!

f

@ins0mniak
I'ma go enjoy the nice weather and touch some grass. Have fun with being mad 😘

@Remittancegirl

@4bz @ins0mniak @Remittancegirl fediblock faggots trying to act tough is amazing

@Remittancegirl @mischievoustomato

>I was born in Canada. My husband, also Canadian, was born in France

Man you're all kinds of gross aren't ya?

No one is invading your country you abject retard lmfao!

Is this some sort of a psy-op to make nationalism a cringe boomer thing again?

@Remittancegirl Bitch you live in Spain you couldn't even stand your own country. Probably riding Moor cock while you bitch about Trump.

god you look like the kind of person who has the stupid-ass ideas that you have

@Remittancegirl Faggot you're not even in the front in ukrain for zelensky and you expect me to believe you will fight for canada while hiding in spain?

@Remittancegirl You people hid in fear of truck drivers honking their horns. Half of the Canadians I might fear on the battlefield or in an insurgency would probably be happy to join the US and would happily send leftist Canadians to a Norther Territory gulag.

That said, I think the idea of making Canada part of the US is dumb. We have enough leftist freaks and jeets the way it is. We don't need more. I've always seen Canada as our little brother. We give you shit sometimes, but you're still family and I would like to see you do well. But dear God, do you people need to seriously unfuck yourselves. Our government is screwed up, but sweet Jesus on a pogo stick, current day Canada makes the Biden administration look like a shining example of efficiency, competency, and democratic values.

Then we will never sleep, retard.

Normies being normal

Right? Imagine caring about boring shit like political stuff

Being histrionic =/= caring tho, that's just performative

@Folklore @Frank @Remittancegirl I can fix her

@Folklore @Frank @Remittancegirl Eww nvm.

Gnehh I'll fucking stab you, I'm the voice of reason gneeeh

@Remittancegirl Smh, troons like you aren't even TRYING to pass these days

@admin @Remittancegirl Oh I know I saw that. lol

We actually had fairly few casualties in Iraq all things considered. I wouldn't expect an EU fan to be good with numbers, however.

>Threatens to slit people's throats in their sleep.
>Gets off to writing BDSM rape porn.
Clearly the voice of reason here.

Bet the kid ain't even yours.

@Hoss @admin @Remittancegirl Ikr? what a fucking lunatic.

Troonatic

@3c724e489aad44923f13c3ea5d37c993fd108fceab1399c9cbdeda498ee944f3 @Remittancegirl @Hoss troons gonna HRT rage bro.

@Tony @admin @ins0mniak @Remittancegirl @Hoss
>only the glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Ottawa under their supreme leader Greg Guevara showed resistance to the US invasion, with the 2 kilometer high Iron wall holding off invading ground troops and recreational free market nukes of the citizens keeping Washington sobbing in fear
Ottawa Mayoral Race 2022, Jreg …

Lmao you won't do shit you fuckin fag

Wait. Why do you have to wait until someone is sleeping to do anything to them? You sound like a bitch if you have to wait until someone's sleeping to do something to them even in your fantasy. You sound like a fucking Reddit pussy, waiting until people are vulnerable to do something to them because otherwise you'd get your asshole wrecked.

>I wish I could be there laughing at them as they choke to death, then spit in their fucking face when they do finally pass away.
This, but for trannies dangling from ceiling fans.

I think it says a lot that these subhumans can only kick somebody when they're down.

@Remittancegirl @mischievoustomato Franco did nothing wrong except leaving some of you alive. An oversight to be rectified, in time

@TrevorGoodchild @Remittancegirl @mischievoustomato You speak of Canada as "your country" like a slum lord who is off away living their life up and hear that someone is asking around who owns that trash heap.

@Remittancegirl lmao Canada has 22,000 active duty soldiers, it'd take maybe a week tops to occupy all your major cities, and your population isn't even a cohesive nation anymore, it already consented to mass invasion and displacement without the slightest struggle, unlike the Iraqis. There would be no resistance at all.

The only reason the US hasn't taken Canada is because we don't actually want it.

The only thing that would bleed us dry taking Canada would be supporting the population and letting them vote.