god I need money

@verita84 how much are you gonna pay me

pay me to do things

@verita84 350???

@lucy This doesnt seem like it would work

@vriska

@vriska

Shiloh Hendrix is finna be a millionaire for saying nigger to a pedo.

No excuses

@lucy sounds like a bad deal for me tbh

@vriska do a flip

@jamnie back or front

@vriska I thought your inheritance was enough to generally live off of? Did i miss anything?

@admitsWrongIfProven it was not that much at all and moving is expensive and i could not stay where I was for lots of reasons (please give me a job

@vriska I can give you a free "Hey, you jobless too?" clink with my beer.

Hope you find something dignified that pays your bills :-)

@admitsWrongIfProven hell yeah unemployed sqaud

wanna start a ponzi scheme together

@vriska I just had a total brainfuck moment: Wanted to ask "but where would we find idiots" and then realized...

@admitsWrongIfProven exactly! look at how many people buy elons bullshit

@admitsWrongIfProven we could be elon but with charisma and an actual product

@vriska Anyways, how would we distinguish ourselfs from the second most prevalent class of humans, those that fleece the idiots? They have some thousands of years of experience, do you have any club invites or something to mooch off their experience?

@admitsWrongIfProven I've got a high charisma stat and I plan on using it baby

@vriska *touches head and lets out a little gasp* I don't think you are serious about this. An actual product? How would you get the idiots to accept THAT?

@admitsWrongIfProven lets make a car.... but get this. it doesn't explode

@vriska So what we are missing is getting the scam to the idiots... sadly, i am no help there. My burning hatred for any kind of ad kept me out of building such a network.

@admitsWrongIfProven you just leave that to me, pal, we'll be swimming in it soon

@vriska Are you thinking like slow burn, like an oil soaked rag in a closet?

Hmm, hmm, it could work. Maybe mandate a genital inspection before one is allowed to drive? That could bring some interest to it.

But how would we manufacture? I don't think i can topping teslas mistreatment of workers just like that, for me to go forward with this we would need some kind of "it is your own fault for working here" waiver. Could we spin it as health care and produce in the US?

It's slowly coming together...

@admitsWrongIfProven I was thinking we'd just steal teslas and put new logos on them and say we made them lmfao

@admitsWrongIfProven when they all start exploding we'll tell em it was actually teslas (and of course we'll be shorting the stock, so when we admit it, the stock will crash and we'l get rich

@vriska Rarely have i heard a more uplifting message... "I can do all of it, but you come and tag along"

Fuck yeah, my kind of deal. In a few decades, when i have processed the shit that is going down, i might even contribute. Like, saying "hey, that color there is messed up" or something. I think i can do that.

@admitsWrongIfProven well I'm gonna need you to deliver these cheaply made deathtraps to our customers sometimes, but otherwise? yeah!

@vriska Awesome!

Can we sell those transgender kits for cars too? Trucknuts, Truckpussy, all of the genders and some furry versions maybe?

@admitsWrongIfProven >furry versions

you, you are a visionary. how do you make furry truck nuts

@vriska I guess some chicken-like behavior must be involved. Or do you think freshly pecked mice are not big enough?

@admitsWrongIfProven you're a damn genius

@tk @vriska Oh yes, versions for glue sniffers too!

@admitsWrongIfProven @tk truck nuts for people addicted to computer duster

@vriska @tk Fuck, where will we put the money?

@admitsWrongIfProven @tk in my bank account ;)

@vriska Hm, do you think we could sell furry truck nuts for real? Or a Trussy to mount at the front?
I mean repressed wannabe-cis dudes and dudettes are legion, is there a service for on demand 3D-print?
After all, at least in the US you would need zero quality control, right? They let every disaster on the road i hear?

@admitsWrongIfProven yeah I mean they let ppl drive cyber trucks, its anything goes