how to break fedigirls (the first one)

@kaia difficulty level: impossible

@kaia
>is that on amazon? it's very functional

I would assume it's an insult tbh

@kaia Never trust a very attractive woman's advice on how to make friends.

> how to break fedigirls (the first one)

Also paranoid motherfuckers.

@mold @kaia you're missing the point, two other points are a backup plan when girl isn't from fedi

@mold tbh I'd assume she's autistic or similar. who says these exact words naturally.

@kaia i misread as "defriend" and the video also made sense in this context^^

@kaia i remember one time during my smoke break there was this guy with a miku plush hanging off the side of his backpack, i basically forced a convo out of him, showed him the teto sticker on the back of my phone, and exchanged names, he was scared as shit and left

@themilkman oooh you met igel, I see

@kaia customers constantly ask me where i got certain clothes or accessories from

@N33R cute person indicated

@kaia no they just like my stuff, not true

@kaia dating advice for girls is "just talk to him"

@moth_ball @kaia Men are easy, just be nice to them

@kaia @mold
me
what's wrong the words?

@dagda @kaia @mold

It's a question that makes no sense. Almost every piece of c0ns00mer crap is available on Amazon.

@sally @kaia @mold
>Almost every piece
so not all pieces, just most pieces
perfectly valid question

@dagda @kaia @mold

I challenge you to find something that isn't for sale on Amazon.

@sally @kaia @mold in terms of product category or explicit "PRODUCT ™️"?

@dagda @kaia @mold

Product category.

I've already got one that I know for a fact it's not available there, because it's too niche and expensive.

@sally @kaia @mold that's way harder tho.
It's perfectly sensible to ask for specific PRODUCT ™️ of $PRODUCTCATEGORY because then you can look for something that's actually decent instead of looking through heaps of TEMU-tier shit and analyzing which product reviews are AI, paid shills or genuine (few such cases)

@dagda @kaia @mold

Whatever you find more convenient, find me something that isn't listed on Amazon, anything.

@p @kaia I was friends with ugly girls for most of my childhood it's not like they figured it out either

@dagda @kaia It is easy to make friends, just put bread.
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@p @kaia @dagda

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia
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@p @kaia @noyoushutthefuckupdad
OH BOY IS IT HELLTHREAD O'CLOCK ALREADY?
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@dagda @kaia @p

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@dagda @kaia @p ¿Goat? ¡Si!

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@p @kaia @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad I was thinking "explain the whole horus heresy saga to her (rushing it)" but this is even better

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia No, goat is a wrong animal.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia
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@p @kaia @dagda

@dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad @kaia
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@nerthos @dagda @kaia @noyoushutthefuckupdad
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia
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@p @kaia @dagda

@p @kaia @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad second video is just @hidden two wines in at the bar trying to pick up guys, but genders reversed

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia
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@nerthos @dagda @hidden @kaia @noyoushutthefuckupdad On the right guy, that would totally work.

@p @kaia @dagda

@p @kaia @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad Some nerds are simply born better than others

@p @kaia @hidden @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad Let's be fair romance is just a string of "this would have worked on the right person" until you get lucky lol

@moth_ball @p @dagda @kaia

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia @p no u

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @kaia @p me when I post

@moth_ball @dagda @kaia @p I'm looking through my recent images but it's all anime porn

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia
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@moth_ball @dagda @kaia @noyoushutthefuckupdad
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia @p enemies of wholesomeness are lurking around every corner

@nerthos @dagda @hidden @kaia @noyoushutthefuckupdad Accurate.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @moth_ball @dagda @kaia
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @moth_ball @dagda @kaia @p this is my last saved picture. i believe God is trying to tell you something using my download history as His vessel.

@dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad @kaia
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @moth_ball @dagda @kaia
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@p @kaia @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad get parried

@moth_ball @noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia They jump out at you!
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@p @kaia @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad
i hope this is me at 84

@p @kaia @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@takao @noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia @moth_ball All of my recently downloaded images are from fedi.
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@p @kaia @dagda @moth_ball @takao

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @p @dagda @kaia @takao

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@p
>content creator
>shows bobs
Every time.

@kaia @dagda @moth_ball @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@thatbrickster @p @dagda @kaia @moth_ball @noyoushutthefuckupdad That's a thirsty millenial uggo. Congrats to the weeb who has avoided an evening of misery and penis pills.

@moth_ball @dagda @kaia @noyoushutthefuckupdad Level 8 Cock of the Infinite
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@maxmustermann Bet she smells of SSRIs.

@dagda @kaia @moth_ball @noyoushutthefuckupdad @p

@yomiel @dagda @kaia @noyoushutthefuckupdad You have been declared a national security threat. Use the key to the safe deposit box. I have left you a passport. Burn your old one.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia @moth_ball @takao holy shit dad that is the best shit i have seen in a minute
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@moth_ball @noyoushutthefuckupdad @dagda @kaia @takao
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@maxmustermann @thatbrickster @dagda @kaia @moth_ball @noyoushutthefuckupdad She was just trying to get cross-promotion. I don't think she was offering to sleep with him.
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@p Inflation at number seven, boy they really have their finger on the pulse of what's happening now.

@judgedread Sorry, taking a wheelbarrow full of cash down to the store.

@p That wasn't me.

@judgedread You're not beating the charges.
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@p

Inshallah

@kaia @dagda @moth_ball @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@moth_ball@shitposter.world @p@fsebugoutzone.org @kaia@brotka.st @dagda@netzsphaere.xyz @noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world Nene WIFE

@p @dagda @kaia @noyoushutthefuckupdad
twist: people from outside throw hands with shitposters

@p @kaia @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad
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@sally @dagda @kaia Ammo

@sally @kaia @mold recreational nuclear explosives

@dagda @kaia @mold

Stuff that isn't restricted by laws.

@dagda @kaia @mold

Nothing comes to mind? I can tell you one example.

@judgedread @p Not that I doubted @p but I wanted to see what #8 was so I pulled a fresher chart off their site and found that Inflation moved down to...
27:

@EvilSandmich @judgedread

> Not that I doubted @p

Doubt at will; this is the internet.

The rest of this list reads like you'd expect anything produced by the WEF to read. Holy shit.

> "Geoeconomic confrontation" at #3

> "Infectious disease" way, waaay down the list. (cc @jeffcliff , WEF thinks COVID is over, are we cooked?)

> none of them are worried about nukes, asset bubbles bursting, censorship/surveillance, resource shortages, inflation, pollution.

Russian Orange Man is the biggest threat to the earth, but is definitely not going to nuke anyone, I guess. This is the kind of result you get when you try to aggregate analyses of the earth. Whoever thought this would be good data science is retarded, and these are the people working for them, and it may account for why this organization is consistently retarded. It *is* interesting if you treat it less literally and more as "What do these people want to signal?"

@Leyonhjelm @kaia @p @dagda @moth_ball @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@p @kaia @dagda @noyoushutthefuckupdad