dad put a little (7 mm or so) bell in my hair today and now every time i move my head it goes clinglingling

it's so cute and nice and it always reminds me that i exist 🥰

btw you reply to this with anything cow related im fediblocking you

@lizzy

@lizzy aww! ❤️

@lizzy what about sheep-related though

@lizzy have you seen people fade cows
like give them waves

@lizzy did you know that in Swift, arrays are reference types (so you can have shared references to them), and also internally mutable (so you can always mutate them from everywhere), yet they behave as value types that can never have aliased observed mutability? this is because they are reference automatically reference counted, so that when an array is mutated, it can check the reference count. if there is a single unique reference, Swift can just mutate it in place, but if there is another reference, it will first copy the array’s contents into a new array, and make your variable point to the new, copied array. then, it will mutate the newly created array.

this is a scheme called Copy-on-Write, which is more efficient than cloning the array every time you need another copy of it, because you just share a reference to the same array and only pay the cost right before it would be problematic to share the array.

it is commonly abbreviated CoW, which reminds me of how adorable you surely look with that bell fixed to your head like a milky mammal moo moo bitch ❤️ have you considered buying a onesie to match

@sodiboo holy shit kill yourself ❤️

@sodiboo @lizzy Wow thats just like php

@lizzy gonna hide my cow related refences behind other languages like uhhh, koe

@kimapr @sodiboo or btrfs

@lizzy @sodiboo My favorite proggraming language btrfs

@sodiboo @lizzy wow i actually understand copy on write now

@lizzy @kimapr yeah! btrfs uses exactly the same technique when copying files! although there, the reason is slightly different. although it does save memory usage in Swift, that’s usually abundant and even for small arrays CoW is really useful because the act of allocating memory is in itself very slow and constantly copying immutable data upon function calls cab cause tremendous effects on application performance; compared to a filesystem where copying generally isn’t that slow (I mean, filesystem operations are already REALLY FUCKING SLOW in general) and it’s actually not that often you’re copying lots of files without mutating them; this isn’t like a hot path, it can be slow, HOWEVER backups are a thing!! and while backing up on the same volume does NOT help recover from drive failures it can be a very useful way to recover “oh oopsie I accidentally deleted this file and I want it back”, and with a CoW filesystem, you can automatically make a copy of your entire filesystem like, say, every day, or even every hour. For one, the backup process is basically a trivial increment so it’s very fast, but the main benefit is that it takes BARELY ANY SPACE AT ALL and you only pay for backup costs in the files that change afterwards!!! So, you can have a 3 TB volume with like 2 TB of files on it and hundreds of backups of those files that barely take any space until those files actually change!!!

this is a cute little jingle, like the anti-wildlife-killing cat collar. cow would be clanking

@lizzy only by suffocation in your cattle milkers listening to the sound of that bell as I go out ❤️

@lizzy I also had a bell fixed to my hair the other day; deer style

@lizzy aww honestly that’s kinda cute assuming it doesn’t become super annoying

@lizzy (Fediblocked since 2023 for seemingly an untrue reason).

Is there non "alt-right nazi's"? "Alt-left nazi's" are a thing?

@Suiseiseki can you leave me alone

@Suiseiseki I wasn't even on this instance when this block was made

@Suiseiseki @lizzy where did this question come from

you aren’t even fediblocked? if that was true how did your replies arrive

@kimapr @Suiseiseki they were for a long time one of the 3 instances we actually defederated (lol)

recently they messaged wifey asking to be unblocked because it's "not a nazi instance" so i go to the instance and the first thing i see is a soyjak image that has the word "goyslop" [1] on it which is why i protested the unblock

in the end it doesn't matter tho because that user was apparently muted and we only block very few instances anyway and we federate with lots of problematic instances and i just block them on my own account usually. and wifey doesn't even ever get any shit from bad places so

[1] https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/goyslop

@lizzy @kimapr >can you leave me alone
I left your name in by accident, a I was replying to my own post - I didn't expect you to be included.

The only freedom-respecting way to view instance blocks is; https://fba.ryona.agency/?reverse=social.vlhl.dev

So it's not blocked after all, very nice.

@Suiseiseki @lizzy Keep in mind that the link you posted doesn’t work if the blocking instance hides who it’s blocking, which a lot of instances do. Mine is blocked by at least 3 instances but that thing only shows monads.online.

@kimapr Yes, some instances fractal lie unfortunately.

@lizzy @Suiseiseki @kimapr

Imagine calling someone a nazi for shitposting soyjack memes and then not providing a source. What are you, the ADL? Will you call me a nazi if I express my wish for Israel to burn in GNU/hell or jewish capitalists to be hanged too?

I wish you bunch were as good at notekeeping as you are at recalling nothingburgers to accuse people of.

@sally @Suiseiseki @kimapr i literally have a palestine flag in my bio you fucking idiot. that's not a justification for antisemitism

@lizzy @Suiseiseki @kimapr

Isn't it calling that the western pro-palestine leftist behaves like a zionist.

The ADL and zionist cattle love conflating antizionism and antisemitism, and so happens that they also love handing over nazi labels to random normies and nobodies for posting soyjack memes and frogs.

@sally @Suiseiseki @kimapr the word goyslop has literally nothing to do with israel and everything to do with jews fuck off

@lizzy you are arguing with an obvious troll

@lizzy (i remember them from a transphobic thread btw)

@Suiseiseki @kimapr question: why is one of the first things i see after we unblock a "not nazi" instance someone from there defending their nazi shit

@lizzy @Suiseiseki @kimapr so the "goyslop" post was from the server and not from federation?
It is common in imageboards to refer to unpleasant aspects of capitalism as "jewish [whatever]". While it may have originally been ironic and meant for gatekeeping normies we all know how the /pol/ cancer has spread, as well as the irony-to-sincere pipeline that exists and is commonly exploited by fascists today.
Not a fan of this kind of stuff tbh

@lizzy awww

@dagda @Suiseiseki @kimapr it was from that server, I'm not fediverse illiterate, and the "goyslop" person *is* sally, the same person who replied me here.

> It is common in imageboards to refer to unpleasant aspects of capitalism as "jewish [whatever]"

idk, that is textbook nazi shit. hilter also portrayed capitalism as a jewish invention

@lizzy @sodiboo never in my life i could picture you saying this

@mischievoustomato @sodiboo @lizzy
told Fedi user to kys themselves award 🏅

@dagda @sodiboo @lizzy lmao

@dagda @sodiboo @mischievoustomato I'm friends with sodi and they know it's ironic

@lizzy @dagda @mischievoustomato pfft excuses

@dagda @sodiboo @lizzy @mischievoustomato holy shit gigachadette

@Ezzy @lizzy imagine if a cow got a low taper fade

@kimapr @sodiboo @lizzy @mischievoustomato
Facebook screenshot "John, haha…

@dagda @sodiboo @mischievoustomato @kimapr perhaps that reply was being surprised about the existence of gigachadette?

@lunahd @sodiboo @lizzy

There is also the 'hardware version' of this where the MMU generates faults when the page is accessed. Once the fault is generated, the os can opt to copy the page.

@lizzy @sodiboo @dagda @mischievoustomato i have never seen her

@dagda @Suiseiseki @lizzy @kimapr

Stupid people is unaware that zionist, capitalist pigs do have an ethnic agenda in parallel with irrational profits and exploitation of people, and their corporations follow. Such corporations do produce goyslop, literally products of poor quality aimed at "goys", non-jews while being more lax, indulgent and respectful with their own ashkenazi kind. This is a factual truth, not a nazi conspiracy, nazis simply exploited this truth to justify cleansing of millions of people that had nothing to do with this truth while doubling down on capitalist shenanigans, including slavery for their own domestic industry and the involvement of foreign corporations such as IBM to handle their extermination camps.

So yes, goyslop has everything to do with jews, the zionist kind in particular.

@sally @Suiseiseki @lizzy @kimapr
in their concrete function "jewish capitalists" are just capitalists. Culturalizing classes is infantile reactonary thought, just like culturalizing "reason" as a particular evil white man thing.
The realworld-existing Israel is currently geopolitically closer to the imperial bloc, so there are big monopolistic companies that do their patents there and, oh no, some sharholders and monopolistic company owners have ze heccin goldenstein family names omg I'm nooooooooticing!!!!

everything notable on this topic has been said 100 years ago:
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1919/mar/x10.htm

@dagda @Suiseiseki @lizzy @kimapr

It's my fault for not explaining myself well. I didn't mean to imply that all capitalists are jews, but rather that all capitalists that are also jews are naturally ethnonationalists and zionists, and that they do have an ethnic agenda and motivations on top of making profits, those are the most dangerous capitalists because they also happen to have an ethnic justification to oppress the majority of the working class because they're goys.

> Discussed a 100 years ago

Marxists didn't know nor were able to predict that a families of wealthy bankers of jewish heritage would have the power and influence they have today, gained throughout the last century in part thanks to nazis, ironically. Leaving aside Israel shenanigans, the Rothschild's even tried to found an imperialist state in Africa, and were partly successful.

@sally @Suiseiseki @lizzy @kimapr why should capitalists distance themselves from a state that is part of the bloc that serves their interests?
Also I don't see great generousity of white christian capitalists towards "their people". Henry Ford spied on his workers to enforce their private behavior to be the protestant "christian" equivalent of bugmen living in suburban pods owning nothing. Also the white Meta has shifted a lot over time, originally it didn't include people like scotchmen for example, fundamentally all capitalists share some sense of disdain for the common man and entitlement to not just their bare workforce, just the explicit ideas about it vary slightly

@dagda @Suiseiseki @lizzy @kimapr

You're correct, plenty of capitalists have bullied the worker class indiscriminately throughout the last century regardless of racial or ethnical background, and therefore such cases do not awake any sympathy from anyone. But the jewish ones do from fellow jews that often get a special treatment compared to goys, do the math.

@lizzy cute

@lizzy@social.vlhl.dev

@lizzy

@lucy Lindt Goldhase

@lizzy bourgeois

@desea @lizzy gofundme to get lucy a chocolate bunny

@lucy @desea i would get you 10 of them

@lizzy @desea aren't they unironically like 5€ each the regular sized ones?

@lizzy @desea jesus

@desea @lucy i thought they were cheaper as well but i am not retracting my offer

@lizzy @desea if i had a job i could buy as many bunnies as i want..

@lucy @desea bunnies are excellent at replicating themselves, just buy two of them and put them in a cage together

@lizzy @desea get a lucy one lindt schokohase and she'll dilly dally with the bell for a day
get a lucy a one job and she'll have lindt schokohäsle to dilly dally with the bell for a lifetime

@lizzy @desea not on my watch this is a christian household

@lucy @desea it must be a protestant household then because catholics love breeding

@lizzy moo

@desea @lizzy til

@sodiboo @lizzy nghh

@sodiboo @lizzy i mean what

@lucy @desea @lizzy no unprotected sex, no abortions, etc etc

@snacks @desea @lucy @lizzy i exist because of the no abortion mindset

@kim @desea @lucy @lizzy real o just self dunk?

@lizzy @desea @lucy
Pope Leo XIV will canonize homosexual catholic marriage under the sole condition that all sexual intercourse is purely motivated by pursuit of bearing offspring

@kim @desea @lucy @snacks @lizzy >People don't abort
>Get cool fedi users

WTF I love the catholic church now

@dagda @desea @lucy oh, i can assure you it is

@desea @lucy @lizzy I mean you can pursue something without achieving it. No logical error there.

@lizzy That reminds me of Touhou character with decorative bells in hair. And I think it's very cute in general.

Somebody please gift @untsuki cat ears with with decorative bells.

@lizzy

@yura @lizzy (Bunny ears would do too )

@lizzy He thinks you're a car