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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Suicide as a Service
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @lucy
@lucy (lo wang voice) ooh must be canadian made
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lucy

Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj it's swiss
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @lucy
@lucy cheesed to meet ya ratdance
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graf@poa.st

anime graf stancil 🛰️🪐

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj need
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Lizard_Person@poa.st

Unsanctioned Violence

Reply to @lucy
@lucy @hj never kill your self
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graf@poa.st

anime graf stancil 🛰️🪐

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj @lucy they executed somebody with it. the creators are on trial because i guess they found strangulation marks around the neck of its first "customer" https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/24/europe/switzerland-arrests-sarco-suicide-capsule-intl-hnk
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @graf@poa.st
@A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st @lucy >make a murder machine for "suicide"
>use the machine to kill someone
>get arrested and put on trial for murder

what did they expect? "Stop hitting yourself" argument to work?
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graf@poa.st

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Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj @lucy wait a minute, my machine that kills people as a service makes me a murderer????? I,....
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C_J_S@poa.st

Lester Cordell

Reply to @graf@poa.st
@graf @hj @lucy >pay Sanjeet to use his suicide pod
>gas starts seeping in
>smells like b.o.
>wait a minute: helium doesn't smell like anything
>Sanjeet figured out a way to do this without expensive helium
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Lizard_Person@poa.st

Unsanctioned Violence

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj @graf @lucy the machine failed and the woman was hypoxically brain damaged so he strangled her to death.
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lucy

Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

Reply to @graf@poa.st
@graf @hj waow just like oppenheimer in the movie oppenheimer benis
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Marakus@poa.st

Marakus

Reply to @graf@poa.st
@graf @hj @lucy >suicide booth but its actually murder booth
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @lucy
@lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st my le bomb...
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graf@poa.st

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Reply to @lucy
@lucy @hj mom: we have suicide pods at home

suicide pods at home:
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Curvin@poa.st

SSJ Plumber Curvin

Reply to @graf@poa.st
@graf @hj @lucy Niggas when a pod designed specifically to kill the user kills its user
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Shark@miniwa.moe

Bushed Shark akkotired2

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj
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C_J_S@poa.st

Lester Cordell

Reply to @graf@poa.st
@graf @hj @lucy >be diagnosed with fast-onset dementia
>decide to kill yourself in suicide pod
>before you go you pay dominatrix to give you one last strangle + handjob session, for the road
>suicide salesmen go to jail when the coroner sees the bruises
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mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world

mangeurdenuage gnu trisquel 🌿 abeshinzo ignutius descartes stargate

Reply to @lucy
@lucy @hj gay af
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @C_J_S@poa.st
@C_J_S @lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st when coroner sees dead body more like
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
@mangeurdenuage @lucy gamer suicide pod
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mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world

mangeurdenuage gnu trisquel 🌿 abeshinzo ignutius descartes stargate

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj @lucy gaymer
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ergo@fedi.neoeden.org

Ergo

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj @lucy @mangeurdenuage doesnt kill you just leaves u maimed and asks for purchase of a DLC to actually finish u off
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evamik@uwu.mikkonen.com

Eva Mikkonen

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club

@hj @lucy @mangeurdenuage Reverse suicide pod which kills everyone in the world not in the pod

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themilkman@shitposter.world

milchmann

Reply to @Curvin@poa.st
@Curvin @lucy @graf @hj made an amazing invention that kills the user (i just open the Pod and kill them)
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graf@poa.st

anime graf stancil 🛰️🪐

Reply to @themilkman@shitposter.world
@themilkman @lucy @Curvin @hj "Surprise!"
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eee@poa.st

p3️⃣wp3️⃣wp3️⃣w

Reply to @graf@poa.st
@graf @hj @lucy Can't they just pay someone to beat them with a bag of door handles?
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XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net

linux XaetaCore 420

Reply to @graf@poa.st

@graf @hj @lucy I guess shark tank was a tough crowd so they had to make sure it worked in their demo 🤣

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XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net

linux XaetaCore 420

Reply to @eee@poa.st

@eee @graf @lucy @hj The frozen poop sock is more effective.

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themilkman@shitposter.world

milchmann

Reply to @graf@poa.st
@graf @lucy @Curvin @hj also, the pod was illegal and the local police warned the company a thousand times that if they use it they would get arrested, so not gonna change much there.

gotta respect the CEO however, costumer paid for something and instead of leaving with an unsatisfied costumer, he got his hands dirty himself for the sake of business integrity.
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graf@poa.st

anime graf stancil 🛰️🪐

Reply to @themilkman@shitposter.world
@themilkman @lucy @Curvin @hj not like they can leave a bad review, right?
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XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net

linux XaetaCore 420

Reply to @themilkman@shitposter.world

@themilkman @lucy @Curvin @graf @hj I think it was illegal for good reasons, If i have a suicide pod i want it to work 99,9999% of the time, Because nothing feels worse than a botched euthanasia attempt.

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XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net

linux XaetaCore 420

Reply to @graf@poa.st

@graf @themilkman @lucy @Curvin @hj Better watch out before that CEO throws you in the pod 🤣

iPod more like DiePod huehue

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themilkman@shitposter.world

milchmann

Reply to @XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net
Edited 9 months ago
@XaetaCore @lucy @Curvin @graf @hj it was illegal for the reason that allowing the Killing of any Civilian unless absolutely necessary and after a trial (for example Death Sentence, which is still a sort of Gray Zone there still) is an absolutely dumb idea.

"Freedom" and "Bodily Autonomy" are not virtues by themselves, when they are properly justified (for example, protecting Abuse, either By Government or Individuals) it makes sense, but to pursue it as a "Virtue" by itself is complete delusion.
when you allow too much of it you Demolish the Moral Integrity of the People and Nation.
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Curvin@poa.st

SSJ Plumber Curvin

Reply to @XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net
@XaetaCore @themilkman @lucy @graf @hj Shit on him for designing the worst suicide pod ever
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Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club

Chaotic Good-ish Barbarian

Reply to @graf@poa.st
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themilkman@shitposter.world

milchmann

Reply to @Curvin@poa.st
@Curvin @XaetaCore @lucy @graf @hj the most insulting part is it prolly cost more than the cheapest "shotgun and a round" combo
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
@Deplorable_Degenerate @lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st delicacy
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @themilkman@shitposter.world
@themilkman @XaetaCore @lucy @Curvin @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st Kurt Cobain haircut
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Curvin@poa.st

SSJ Plumber Curvin

Reply to @themilkman@shitposter.world
@themilkman @XaetaCore @lucy @graf @hj I know a better marketing strategy: selling Cyanide pills on a stand in public ia going to make you more returns than that suicide pod
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XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net

linux XaetaCore 420

Reply to @Curvin@poa.st

@Curvin @themilkman @lucy @graf @hj make double the profit by opening a lemonade stand next to it so that people have something to flush the pills down with

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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net
@XaetaCore @Curvin @themilkman @lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st absinthe lemonade
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XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net

linux XaetaCore 420

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club

@hj @lucy @Curvin @themilkman GHB laced lemonade with a hint of acid for that extra kick before your body releases DMT haha

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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net
@XaetaCore @lucy @Curvin @themilkman and don't forget the small bombs! beatrice
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XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net

linux XaetaCore 420

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club

@hj @lucy @Curvin @themilkman cyanide laced fent joints, gotta power that fent reactor before you kick the bucket

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Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com

GNU/翠星石

Reply to @Mamako@poa.st
@Mamako @lucy @Jens_Rasmussen @A39IsTOZ8SJIr2oM2y.graf@poa.st @hj A (failed) suicide in fact is not regarded as attempted murder, but it is regarded as an attempt to destroy government property.
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Mamako@poa.st

Mamako

Reply to @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
@Suiseiseki @lucy @Jens_Rasmussen @hj Is suicide proprietary?
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @Mamako@poa.st
@Mamako @Suiseiseki @lucy @Jens_Rasmussen GNU/KMS
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david@pl.dav1d.lol

david

Reply to @hj@shigusegubu.club
@hj me thinks if someone is old and doesnt want to live anymore they should be allowed to die
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Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com

GNU/翠星石

Reply to @Mamako@poa.st
@Mamako @lucy @Jens_Rasmussen @hj It is the final solution to all proprietary problems and therefore in itself is not proprietary, but there are many proprietary things that are done with dead bodies, thus the end result could be a proprietary result.
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Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com

GNU/翠星石

Reply to @david@pl.dav1d.lol
@david @hj Why should they be allowed? It's nobody else's business really - it shouldn't be allowed or disallowed.
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stoner713@poa.st

allyourbasepapyrus_u_spapyrus_l_tpapyrus_l_opapyrus_l_npapyrus_l_epapyrus_l_r:papyrus_

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@Lizard_Person @lucy @hj
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hj@shigusegubu.club

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Reply to @david@pl.dav1d.lol
@david after Gotham is in ruins then you have my permission to die
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XaetaCore@mastodon.xaetacore.net

linux XaetaCore 420

Reply to @themilkman@shitposter.world

@themilkman @lucy @Curvin @graf @hj Toaster bath still is current meta

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