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Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) :

Maija vs. Kirby!

Maija, *please* stop flirting with the tournament organizer! notlikemiya Anyway, this is the notorious Maija - known for talking with pedophiles, masturbating with dead racoons up their ass, grooming (attempted and successful) and getting off to the choo choo trains!

Anyway, Maija's up. And their opponent is the admin of this instance - Kirby! They're mostly in this tournament for a nice little bit of a laugh, but they managed to - just barely - beat the admin of social.xenofem.me, Nyx! Truly a formidable force for Maija to go up against.

The following people are on my mute list, and thus ineligible to vote:
@SiRrogueKnight
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@hidden @SiRrogueKnight The first valid vote being for Kirby means that Maija was at least at some point not winning this.

Shame on Fedi.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight what did i even say after "I'm gay" what irrelevant context was there to crop out evilstare
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@nyanide @SiRrogueKnight It was the best I could do without thinking too hard. If you somehow manage to beat Maija then I'll put more effort into next round.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight I VOTE FOR KIRBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE CAN DO IT KIRBYBROS

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@f0x @hidden @SiRrogueKnight Well then you should make sure to actually vote then, you don't want Kirby winning this do you?
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@SiRrogueKnight The match starts, and it's currently...3-2 for Kirby!

Is the top seed going to get knocked out by "I'm in it for a laugh?" Truly this would be the best way to ensure Owl seethes about the outcome of this tournament forever.
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@ube @hidden @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight you're not a fucking woman (or a human anymore, for that matter) you stupid dog raping pedophile freak. kill yourself.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight but would you allow maija to keep flirting if the raccoon was one eyed?

cc @ube

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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight i vote maija and cmd secretly meeting in the motel outside of detroit
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@ube @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight get into taxidermy, taxidermize the next raccoon but modify the skull so it has one eye socket in the forehead, fill the original eyesockets and put the plastic eye in the new eye socket.

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No but seriously, I vote Maija.
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@ube @hidden @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight pointing out that you have posted arguments about animals being able to consent and you tendency to be overly friendly to pedophiles, even going as far as to back them up in arguments and shit, is not acting out in any way. you are terrible human being who has lost it's soul.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight You lost me at "Maija vs. Kirby", because it's crystal clear. I vote Maija.
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@lonelyowl13 @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight why do people think i run that account? i mean i would've chosen better posts had i been the one to usurp the position of the spc bad fedi posts : )
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@nyanide @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight

You host this unfunny boomer shit for normies, you have been found guilty of covering up low quality content.
You are sentenced to death by firing squad with a shit gun.
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@SiRrogueKnight That was a *very* short-lived lead by Kirby. Maija is winning this, 18-5. It looks like Kirby's detractors are going the *very* interesting route of... 02_learn ...accusing him of running the widely beloved, always funny, and totally based BadFediPosts account, which has only posted pedophiles *sometimes*. smug1

What an interesting strategy from the underdog!
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@Twig Kirby's match against Nyx was...well, he was the underdog there too, but it wasn't quite an upset. He does have a record of winning as an underdog though, and we'll have to see if he can scrape together enough to overcome a 10 or 15 vote gap.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight Also I didn't expect the maija x cmd ship when this tournament started 02_laugh
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@SiRrogueKnight Some FILTHY LOCKFAG has asserted that I am a fag for not presenting this to you. He is correct but also a LOCKFAG so make fun of him.
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i vote maija

(for flirting with the tourney organizer)
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @kvit @SiRrogueKnight You can’t say something like “I had a sex dream with Maija” and expect it not to be ammunition used against you

The dreaded fetish thread taught me this well bocchibreakdown
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight Really having a hard time choosing between “lol faggot” (Kirby) and “this faggot gets the rope” (Maija).
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owl was claiming it was him.
someone is being liar to me.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @SiRrogueKnight Maija is clearly the bigger faggot in the literal sense but I vote Kirby just because it’s funnier that way.
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@SiRrogueKnight Maija is *really* widening that gap: they're beating Kirby 28-7.

Why did you guys make this Maija vs. Kirby instead of Maija vs. Nyx again? Wouldn't you have liked a much closer match? Well, whatever. This poll is scheduled to close an hour early because of the extreme gap: there are about 5 hours remaining in this poll.
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@SiRrogueKnight Voting is closing in exactly 1 hour and 43 minutes regardless of whether or not I say it is in this thread.

I'm preparing to seek shelter in the event of a nuclear attack, which is now likely due to Israel being fucking retarded.
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