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They sent me a fucking wooden spoon. What the fuck does this mean

RT: https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/objects/6c843b93-9646-4849-a172-36d359f57bf2
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@prettygood I have many thoughts... None of them helpful

I have many more questions
Some... most I should say are likely never to be answered and I'm not sure I would want to know if they were. Stay safe... The pony scene gettin weird... er?

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@prettygood @smolbrain obviously you should tell your gangstalkers to send some forks.
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@parker @smolbrain I need a new slotted spoon that's not metal. Hey gangstalkers send me something I need
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@prettygood @smolbrain Don't trust plastic spoons though. Micro plastics act as 5G amplifiers via embedded nano machines. They're trying to get you to lower your guard with the wooden spoon. Stay vigilant.
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@prettygood at least they have the decency to send you free stuff aniwhat

honestly though if i was in your situation i'd be hosing down every mysterious package before touching it
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@npc clearly if they wanted to do some damage they'd have just done it. No need for subterfuge for that. I'm just being fucked with or sent a message I haven't yet deciphered.
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@prettygood it means you need to put it under your pillow for a snow day :D
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