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Matty-kun
matty@nicecrew.digital
Crazy how your tastes change as you get older. When I was young, my parents had me try cole slaw. It was so fucking bad I literally cried. Now that I've got a couple gray hairs and pains in places I didn't know existed, I tried it again. And I cried again. Shit is disgusting. Fuck you.
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I was expecting a happy ending.
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I'm still annoyed my dad tried to hide chopped up mushroom in my spaghetti bolognaise and I don't ever let him forget it. Also yes I find coleslaw disgusting as well which makes sense because it's mainly mayonnaise and cold vegetables. Worse texture and flavour combination ever.
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Sick Burn, Bro
sickburnbro@poa.st
@matty bad cole slaw is pretty bad. But good slaw is necessary with ribs
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There is a happy ending. It's called "I'm never eating this dog shit again". 
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JeffGrimesArt
JeffGrimesArt@nicecrew.digital
Did you try a dressing-based one instead of just oil and vinegar?
You can actually make a really awesome slaw with yogurt, lemon and a little olive oil. Also, it's always better if you make the stuff fresh.
You can actually make a really awesome slaw with yogurt, lemon and a little olive oil. Also, it's always better if you make the stuff fresh.
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Sick Burn, Bro
sickburnbro@poa.st
@matty @Red-Potato I know you're trolling, but it hurts matty
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UpADamnMountain
UpADamnMountain@poa.st
@matty Needs more black pepper and thin-sliced fresh jalepenos.
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I was this way for a long time with sauerkraut but then one day my taste buds decided to wake up and "get it"
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It just doesn't tickle my pickle
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JeffGrimesArt
JeffGrimesArt@nicecrew.digital
I'm trying to help, ya dumb ass! Seriously, if you make it from scratch it will be ten times better than the shit you get from some deli.
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Probably, but there are many other things I'd rather waste my money on.
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EscapeVelocity
EscapeVelo@nicecrew.digital
Cole Slaw is great.
What you probably dont like is bad cooking.
What you probably dont like is bad cooking.
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Sick Burn, Bro
sickburnbro@poa.st
@matty @Red-Potato well yes, I would not suggest putting slaw on your dog. It is not a certified crankin sauce.
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NonPlayableClown
NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
>It just doesn't tickle my pickle
Might I recommend sauerkraut then
Might I recommend sauerkraut then
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KiKi 
Cabbage is ass tho
The only coleslaw i tried and liked was from raisin canes
Just slop
The only coleslaw i tried and liked was from raisin canes
Just slop
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I don't mind cabbage I just don't like it. If I'm gonna eat rabbit food I'd prefer it to be lettuce.
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I'll put my cole slaw on your corn dog
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Matt Hamilton
eriner@noauthority.social@matty Some coleslaw is bad. Sweet vs salty/vinegary, shredded vs diced, light vs heavy mayo, etc. The way in which it is prepared is crucial.
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James_Dixon
James_Dixon@poa.st
@matty > When I was young, my parents had me try cole slaw.
It didn't stay down. It still won't. I have no idea how people eat that stuff.
It didn't stay down. It still won't. I have no idea how people eat that stuff.
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Matty-kun
matty@nicecrew.digital
Tomatoes suck and only work as emulsions like ketchup or compost.
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JeffGrimesArt
JeffGrimesArt@nicecrew.digital
Matty has the palate of a six year old raised on McDonald's and frozen nuggies
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Cry about it nigger, I don't like gross shit (upgraded palate DLC)
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𝔹𝔸𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 ™ 
BasedLord@nicecrew.digital
Absolutely fucking foul ass literal goyslop. Disgusting mush of nigger trash and vomit. Total cole slaw death. Total condiment death. Total vinegar death.
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Matty-kun
matty@nicecrew.digital
I don't eat anything that sounds like something niggers call illicit substances anyway
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Matty-kun
matty@nicecrew.digital
I understand. My shitting posts are only jokes half the time. I make fun of myself as a coping mechanism. If you have the same digestive issues I have, try Metamucil. Also, I've learned that I'm quite intolerant to nightshades. It sucks because I grew up on peppers but your boy can't have them anymore
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>be me
>Don't eat gross shit
>Get hella bitches
>Be you
>Eat gross shit
>Get no bitches
Curious!
>Don't eat gross shit
>Get hella bitches
>Be you
>Eat gross shit
>Get no bitches
Curious!
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Sweet peppers too. But I don't really like those to begin with. I love spicy food in all kinds but unfortunately my stomach decided it would take one of the few things I can enjoy in life heh
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Matty-kun
matty@nicecrew.digital
Miss Jane you should come to realize that I am very honest and wear my heart on my sleeve. Almost everything I say, if not laden with sarcasm, is complete honesty. Hell even the sarcastic stuff is just icing on what I believe and experience.
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@matty @missjanedoe who are calling a mulignan you motherfucking cocksucking fanook.
no fucking gabbagool for you
no fucking gabbagool for you
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𝔹𝔸𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 ™
BasedLord@nicecrew.digital
also yeah potato salad and macaroni salad are fucking nasty af
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@BasedLord @matty I like all three and will die on this hill
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I'll try anything once.
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Jay Stancils 🦎 
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suquili@poa.st
@matty i hate coleslaw and had the same story growing up. sitting at the table crying for a whole hour after everyone else got to leave because they finished their food. i ate that shit in tiny increments and gagged each time. dad probably thought i was faking it
still hate it. if a restaurant item has coleslaw i ask for it off. if im forced to take it off it still has that residue leftover that ruins the whole experience.
im glad your story didn’t force me to change my perspective. fuck coleslaw, fuck potato salad. Macaroni salad is trash too.
still hate it. if a restaurant item has coleslaw i ask for it off. if im forced to take it off it still has that residue leftover that ruins the whole experience.
im glad your story didn’t force me to change my perspective. fuck coleslaw, fuck potato salad. Macaroni salad is trash too.
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maritzaamin@poa.st
maritzaamin@poa.st
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Jay Stancils 🦎 🌲
suquili@poa.st
@Red-Potato @matty that is a happy ending
would it be a happy ending if someone said “as a kid i hated niggers but now that im older they’re actually great people” ?
would it be a happy ending if someone said “as a kid i hated niggers but now that im older they’re actually great people” ?
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I rather drown in cold slaw than live around niggers
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@matty Sounds like there wasn't enough mayo
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pepsi_man 
pepsi_man@poa.st
@matty
Twice in my life I've had coleslaw that was good and it was at family owned restaurants where they give a shit and had their own special recipe.
Everywhere else coleslaw is literal slop and anyone who says otherwise should be beaten with a bull's penis.
Twice in my life I've had coleslaw that was good and it was at family owned restaurants where they give a shit and had their own special recipe.
Everywhere else coleslaw is literal slop and anyone who says otherwise should be beaten with a bull's penis.
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@JeffGrimesArt @Red-Potato @matty
Matty, this is the shit I'm talking about. Yogurt slaw? ffs. You hold them while I flog.
Matty, this is the shit I'm talking about. Yogurt slaw? ffs. You hold them while I flog.
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You don't seem the spitting type...
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Why don’t you spit yourself some bitches
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Funny enough I used to spit on one of my high school girlfriends. I thought it was the funniest shit ever. Fuckin bitch.
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It depends on the situation I guess
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I hate to admit this but years ago I spit in a bitches face. She got the hint.
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suquili@poa.st
@Red-Potato @matty maybe every nigger will evaporate if we all eat coleslaw at the same time
its worth trying
its worth trying
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I'd eat coleslaw for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if that meant I'd never have to see a fat lip, moon monkey ever again.
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