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> they don't know about german pizza
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@snacks go ahead, post the ragebait.
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@prettygood it uses puff pastry instead of dough and cream instead of tomato sauce, asparagus is a common topping
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@snacks I don't hate this, white sauce pizza is legit.
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@snacks @prettygood Could be way worse. This doesn't even beat the beetza.
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@snacks @prettygood >make dessert
>put vegetables on it
Germans smh
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@sapphire @prettygood we have rhubarb cake if thatcs what you want
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@snacks @prettygood I'd try it!
Do Germans pronounce it "pitzer"?
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@prettygood ok, what do you think about lard and raw minced beef sandwiches?
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@druid @prettygood no, we just pronounce the zz pretty hard, like tz
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@snacks family tradition in a lot of places. My dad called them cannibal sandwiches. Not my favorite but there's an appeal.
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@snacks @prettygood if I had a gun with one bullet and I could shoot a German chef or a British chef I’d definitely pick myself
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@druid @prettygood ok, maybe you could hear an er at the end if you wnat to
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@snacks @prettygood
>raw minced beef sandwiches
for every weird shit we have in poland (metka, two axis windows, toilets with a poop shelf) it's 100% chance it originated in germany, every fucking time

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@snacks @prettygood I don't think this would even offend italians.
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@snacks @affine I thought those were Dutch or something.
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@affine @prettygood i don't wanna have to turn the light on to check if my shit flushed at 2am
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@affine @snacks @prettygood how about a thank you, the windows and the shitter are convient, and the raw meat is the certified best way to get parasites
so like, no problem for making your life more efficient
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@snacks @prettygood ah wait, you said raw beef, I was thinking of pork. but we have both here lol

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@prettygood @affine everyone says it's to inspect your poop but i'm pretty sure the intention was actually to reduce splash
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@affine @prettygood @snacks plus, i was the only one with some healthy anti immigrant sentiment on yourwalls but you said goo was the
"evil german" okay lets fight, I'll fold you in half
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@affine @prettygood actually might be pork. I don't really eat it
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@MalibuSunrise @affine @prettygood the windows are really good esp in summer and weird sandwiches are decent and force meat to be high quality
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@MalibuSunrise @snacks @prettygood
>moves from linfan
>"listen we need to do something about these worm pink immigrants"
sasuga

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@affine @snacks @prettygood i was there first, plus i had credentials, these worms were all panick migrating because of a near instance doom incident, that isnt covered by the asylum law (bitch)
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@MalibuSunrise @snacks @prettygood and they all moved back home when the junta won against amy and peace was reestablished, so you could have stayed just a little longer to outlive them

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@affine @snacks @prettygood listen, listen
i was purged, they got to me and there was nothing i can do, why do you think im MalibuSunrise now? kim is dead
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@MalibuSunrise @snacks @prettygood
>purged
I asked you to put a spoiler tag on an image once (or put it myself, I don't remember), sorry if that was your personal 9/11

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@MalibuSunrise @snacks @prettygood honestly idk why are you on about. but goo didn't have to die too, right?

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@affine @snacks @prettygood had a mental health crisis and deleted everything lolllll
cant help it sometimes, the reset was good for me tho
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@MalibuSunrise @snacks @prettygood tbh that's what I like about having a single user instance, I can pull the plug whenever, and then turn it back on a week later like the weak willed bitch I am

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@MalibuSunrise @snacks @prettygood now if yourwalls.today was on my and not bl00d's property then it might have been dead already, my first and only not single-user barely survived half a year

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@affine @snacks @prettygood
don't say something like bl00d's property, im getting lightheaded 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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@twinspin6 @snacks @prettygood they're nice until a really big one gets stuck open on both hinges and I have to awkwardly try to close it again while fearing it will tear itself off the one remaining corner if I'll lose my grip

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