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>be at the goth party
>dancing.gif
>woman draws closer
>gestures towards me
>holds eye contact
>I loose eye contact after like 3 seconds
>she shakes head
>second try
>she looks into my eyes
>manage to hold a little longer but ultimately look away
>disappointment on her face
>she immediately leaves the place for the rest of the night
women are literally a humiliation ritual for truecel tism chuds like me. Asking me for just the one ability I can't offer. Fuck my neurodivergent baka life
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@dagda The key is to stare at the nose/eyebrow/etc instead
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@dagda

Meanwhile I'd say something along the lines of "what're you lookin' at?" as I'd immediately assume she's up to no good.
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@sally
that would be really funny but I did in fact do something similar by accident
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@dagda
> be me
> what is a "party"
> what is "dancing"
> what do you mean leave the house

Thank god for OkCupid and thank god for cute rural hopeless romantic girls longing for a cuddly boyfriend (aka my gf).

It's gonna take almost TWO MORE YEARS until we can finally meet up but hey I'm in this for the long run so all good.
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@taylan
music is a huge interest of mine, and also happens to be my only one that is "social" you could say. I started with classical piano music very young and became the gifted poster child of my music school, doing concerts even. Later I kinda let the piano slip but I'm still very in touch with music, my focus just went more into alt genres (still like classical stuff tho). So it's more of the interest carrying the demands, like train autists that don't like being outside much but still go there to visit the train stations and museums.
Loudness is a problem with live / DJ venues but I always got specialized and discrete ear-protectors for live music to have passive noise reduction.
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