@Ghislaine @animepfp "I support Marxism as my revolutionary framework," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his threadbare armchair with a dogmatic gleam in his eyes, ready to theorysplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he says with a grin, "Marxism is just the analysis. You support Marxism-Leninism!"
I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I support a platform built on Marx's critique and early Leninist organization, but using the theory of Permanent Revolution as its strategic engine and proletarian internationalism as its organizational shell. It rejects the Stalinist doctrine of ‘Socialism in One Country’ entirely. It's Marxist, but it's not your Marxism-Leninism."
The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth, dropping his well-worn copy of State and Revolution with a sickly thud. As he writhes on the rug, he screams, "B-BUT THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD WAS HISTORICALLY FORGED IN THE OCTOBER REVOLUTION! THAT MEANS ANY LEGITIMATE LINE MUST TRACE ITS ORTHODOXY BACK TO THAT EVENT!"
Coolly, I reply, "If a state uses the rhetoric of class struggle to build a nationalist empire, does that make it socialist? By your logic, the Third Reich's use of the word 'socialist' would grant it legitimacy." I interrupt his sputtering response with, "-and the Bolshevik party itself was the vehicle that carried out the revolution, but later became the bureaucratic shell that suffocated it. You conflate the revolutionary instrument with the revolutionary goal. Even if you were historically correct, you're philosophically bankrupt."
With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's ideological certainty is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp, a monument to dogma. I’ve Trotsplained him to death.