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I’ve had this bank account and debit card since I was 11. All I can say is you shouldn’t give children debit cards bc they’ll buy naughty things online. And then mom will find it under their bed when they’re at the mental hospital and leave it on their pillow to find when they come back. And that embarrassing memory will last a lifetime
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@whirly gift your mom sex toys as a counter-embarrasser with a post it on it saying "dad/husband-substitute"

would cause drama probably but would be really funny
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@lebronjames75 im no longer allowed to Christmas mornings at the grandparents’ bc i gifted mom a large black dildo
it didn’t get the laughs I was expecting
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@whirly its not funny to the people subject to the funny; hence the drama

its funny to others though, like me, and maybe you
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@whirly @lebronjames75
>brought up weird sex stuff with family and it was weird for some reason
C'mon now you can't be this dense
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@whirly just leave it where you found it, please parents.
Also, you went perv even earlier than me?
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@snacks i think i made those purchases a little later
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