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H. Faust
hfaust@shitposter.world
OK, I'm gonna share one my first date fumble.
When I was a young lad, I invited a girl from my class to a country fair. We had a good time. At the end of the date, she told me that she was using a chocolate' scented lip balm and told me if I wanted to try it. I told her yes and then I grabbed the balm and licked it. It tasted like wax.
She was taken aback and told me I could keep the balm. I didn't got a second date.
When I was a young lad, I invited a girl from my class to a country fair. We had a good time. At the end of the date, she told me that she was using a chocolate' scented lip balm and told me if I wanted to try it. I told her yes and then I grabbed the balm and licked it. It tasted like wax.
She was taken aback and told me I could keep the balm. I didn't got a second date.
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@Will2Power You just need to learn from your fumbles.
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@hfaust I have never fumbled a single date, as I've never been on a date.
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Will2Sailcil ⛵
Will2Power@poa.st
@hfaust Or find a woman willing to tolerate you fumbling a bunch.
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@Will2Power I've got past relationships where the girl was the fumbler, funny in retrospect.
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@Suiseiseki @hfaust gnu/nopussy
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@hfaust you silly you were supposed to cut a lil piece and eat it without putting your germs in it, no wonder she told ya to keep it afterwards 
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@romin Hey, at least I got a free lip balm.
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mangeurdenuage 
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mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
@hfaust
Not a date but after I had configured a laptop at a customers house she asked me for help for her lights in her bedroom.
She took me by the hand and dragged me to her bed and asked me "what do you think ?" I said "oh yes you're right ! there isn't enough light here" I noted what was needed on paper and went away.
Two weeks later I facepalmed.
Not a date but after I had configured a laptop at a customers house she asked me for help for her lights in her bedroom.
She took me by the hand and dragged me to her bed and asked me "what do you think ?" I said "oh yes you're right ! there isn't enough light here" I noted what was needed on paper and went away.
Two weeks later I facepalmed.
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mangeurdenuage 🌿
mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
@hfaust This happened again with a milf about a year after.
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@Suiseiseki @hfaust I could see few women
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March 16th, The Hatkeshiator
HatkeshiatorTND@annihilation.social
@mangeurdenuage @hfaust holy shit twice??
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mangeurdenuage 🌿
mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
@HatkeshiatorTND @hfaust There was a third time but I can't recall. My density allows collapse by neutron degeneracy pressure 
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@hfaust
aryan beast behaviour
aryan beast behaviour
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@meso @Suiseiseki @hfaust no one had sex on the Internet if they said yes I did they are lying to you. Proof or it didn't happen
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@Suiseiseki @meso @hfaust at this point i'm a perma vrigin but if i found a woman compliable and we loved eachother why not. but the idea of sex scares me. because i was hurt before
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