*foid before the chud's revolutionary court*

chud state prosecutor:
"Please explain how Incels can get a girlfriend"

foid:
"Uhm, just be nice and not an asshole I guess?"

chud judge:
"Are you willing to repeat this statement as a statutory declaration before court?"

foid:
"Ok, Ok.."

*second hearing*
chud judge:
"After extensive evaluation of your relationship history the chud's court has decided that you have been lying before the court. The evidence shows a clear pattern of friendzoning nice guys and choosing abusechads instead.
The court hereby declares the defendant guilty. The foid will hereby be sentenced to marrying a sub-5 in our nationalized marriage mandate service, as well as life long serving of chicken tendies to the husband for lying under an oath"
*hammer hits desk*
Chudjak wearing Ushanka cap wit…