whiskey enjoyers be like "yeah uh it tastes like fucking shit and it's awful but i'm gonna drink it because i'm a fat fucking reddit LARPing as sam spade"

@meso
weakest rum enjoyer

@yomiel ACTUAL TRVKE. this is the Matured take. anyone who hasnt come to this conclusion by now is STILL larping cc @jimmy

@yomiel @jimmy "oh yeah, i'd like to drink something that tastes like absolute shit and doesn't make me feel any better, because it's like, an occasion, or something"

@meso
lowcaptainmorganiuenly i should've been a royal navy officer in like 1750 and having sex with curvaceous black Caribbean women and drinking RUM and killing dirty pirates

@yomiel >Oh dude, this thing fucking sucks, but you should see this other thing that looks and tastes the exact fucking same but is called something you see marginally less often

@meso
Rum is actually really good though, especially mixed with coke

@meso @yomiel

All fucking liquor is for fucking NPC cattle and kikeslaved niggers. I have never met a single person that drinks regularly that isn't a soulless, useless good-for-nothing faggot that does a retarded job SOLELY to fund his degenerate drinking habits. They're filthy, annoying and degenerate, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

IF YOU GO OUTSIDE THE STREET AND YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE GARBAGE THROWN BY RETARDS YOU'LL FIND TWO KINDS MOSTLY: ALCOHOL CANS AND BOTTLES AND JOINTS, THE TWO FUCKING VERMIN OF SOCIETY.

@yomiel @meso

Rum tastes like fucking whisky vomit.

@yomiel @meso

Wait no, nevermind I mixed it with cognac, that abysmal disgusting, vile shit tastes like actual whisky vomit, rum just tastes like shit, like ALL liquor, but some liquor tastes worse than shit, like cognac.

@jimmy @meso
Cognac is a type of brandy, which are all horrible in my experience, though I've never had cognac specifically.

I can only assume you tried a bad rum, to be honest. In my experience rum is the nicest of all the spirits to drink neat or mixed.

@jimmy @meso
Drinking too often/getting drunk every night is nigger behaviour but it's really just a skill issue if you can't control your drinking

@yomiel @meso

The raped opinion, the only way I drank liquor over a year ago was neat, I NEVER mixed it with any dogshit soft drink, specially goyslop like Coca Cola, because I'm not fucking ten years old.

I've tried many liquors and rum is average, vodka is far better, whisky is the best one unless you're stuck with terrible shit like J&B which is the worst whisky you can get, the taste of cognac and any other kind of brandy reminds me of that one time I threw up and I just had a glass of whisky, the exact same fucking taste, when I say that BRANDY TASTES LIKE WHISKY VOMIT I mean it.

@yomiel @meso

No, drinking at all is slave behavior, you're TEMPTING the vice and liquor is designed to DEVELOP AN ADDICTION. Every fucking worthless, piece of shit alcoholic started like that. Alcohol turns you into a Government kikeslave.

@jimmy @meso
That's just your eastern european talking, vodka tastes like hand sanitiser.

I agree that 99% of mixers or cocktails are bad, I've never had a good one. Coke does mix well though with rum. It may be goyslop but it's tasty. Generally I drink neat though, without ice.

Whiskey is okay. The American stuff is all bad in my opinion, way too sweet. I prefer Scottish/Welsh whiskeys.

@jimmy @meso
Illogical argument. It's not 'designed' to develop addiction, people develop addiction to it because they're weak-willed. You're just admitting you don't have enough willpower like me, you are mentally weak, feeble.

@jimmy @yomiel GIGATRVKE. Alcohol is pointless. It just sucks. you have to convince yourself it doesn't in order to drink it

@meso @jimmy
>t. has never enjoyed a crisp, cold lager on a hot day with condensation on the side of the bottle

@yomiel @jimmy I don't like drinking piss, dude

@meso @jimmy
meds now lager tastes good

@yomiel @meso

> mentally weak, feeble

I stopped drinking entirely you FUCKING NIGGER how the fuck I'm supposed to be weak of mind if I can stop? Quit drinking for six months yourself, I FUCKING DARE YOU.

@jimmy @meso
Stopping is easy, all you have to do is nothing. Anybody can just not do something.

Drinking but not becoming alcoholic is where the real skill lies, the sign of true mental fortitude, that clearly you are too mentally feeble for.

@yomiel @meso

If it's so easy then shut the fuck up and do it now FAGGOT.

@yomiel @jimmy cope harder Nigga. Not drinking is where real chaddery lies

@yomiel @jimmy Oh dude it takes mental fortitude to do something bad but not do it too much Just don't do the bad thing 👍

@jimmy @meso
I didn't drink once for the first 16 years of my life.

@yomiel @jimmy t. everyone

@yomiel @jimmy @meso Literally just don't buy alcohol it's not hard lmao.

@jimmy @meso @yomiel And you can't stop swearing. Maybe take care of that log before you start flying off the handle about someone drinking.

@manfromhuh @meso @yomiel

Over TEN FUCKING DECADES of SELF-IMPOSED censorship do this to people, I got PLENTY still left to swear and I'll keep on doing it.


RETARDED CUM-EATING FAGGOT.

@jimmy @meso @yomiel You're 100 years old?

@manfromhuh @meso @yomiel

OVER.

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@yomiel
>bro can't afford Lagavulin 16 years

@manfromhuh @jimmy @yomiel oh no my heckin swearing kill yourself nigger

@manfromhuh @jimmy @meso
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