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dam, salon has almost 1mil unique visitors. i should put ads on this shit
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@pernia get one of those really sketchy ad providers
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@pernia 1 million pdf files and counting
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@ElDeadKennedy @pernia I would straight up put up porn ads if I had a really high-traffic site and it meant I could make an easy buck. If you're not retarded and have an adblocker the site will look the same as always
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@sicp @pernia just a huge pop-up porn ad that covers the entire screen. and if you close it it reopens but smaller, like 1/4 of the screen size, so you can still sort of browse the website
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@sicp @pernia and a hidden anchor tag that covers the entire viewport
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@sicp @pernia make it the most embarrassing audio to autoplay too. maybe a lady saying "ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO MASTURBATE ALONE?"
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