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ive been trying to get a medical weed card in florida. the system is unbelievably pay-to-play. you pay some hack doctor $100 to say you have anxiety with symptoms equivalent to ptsd or whatever, then you pay the state $75 to take a month to look over your documents. i had a minor setback due to being a dumbass and submitting the wrong documents, but it seems i'll get my card by the end of the month
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@zonk Will you actually get access to GOOD weed or will it be the fluoridated stuff with all the fun removed?
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of course, recreational weed is still illegal, so if you're caught with whatever amount, enjoy jail. you basically pay a subscription to be able to carry 4oz of flower. i've also heard that some patients have a half a kilo (!!!) possession allowance, which is INSANE!!!
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@druid oh yeah, it's gonna be the real good stuff. it's expensive as fuck though
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@zonk Yeah, my brother has a license to buy at a dispensary & complains about the hoops he has to go through. And we're, in a state where recreational is now "legal".

The stuff stinks when he smokes that shit but rather he does that than get hooked on some doctor's pills.

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@riderkicker you can get sublingual weed that doesn't smell, but i'm not sure how prevalent it is. in fact, i'm not really much of a stoner (or a good candidate for medical weed). i just want the cart that makes you horny and also the ability to occasionally buy a good joint before a concert. and i absolutely agree with you, probably better that he uses marijuana instead of opiates.

i will say that even legal weed is so damn expensive in the states. weed is so much cheaper in canada! cheaper, prevalent, regulated (so way higher quality), no weird "thc-p" or whatever compounds they're inventing nowadays to take advantage of the hemp classification in the farm bill. who knew that heaven was actually canada
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@zonk There's a type that makes you horny? Always assumed gooners just lit up when they wanted to whip it out to do less non-lewd thinking.

Yeah, I heard it's cheaper up there. His latest kick now is trying stuff from neighboring NJ. Apparently it works better than our state.

To me, it smells like skunk spray. As someone who sometimes hang out with furries as an anthro skunk, that's a tad odd...

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@zonk i miss living in a state where i could drive down the road and buy at a dispensary with just an ID.
having easy weed turned me into a stoner tho bc im too impulsive and the feel good feel too good
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@riderkicker i don't think there's a specific strain that makes you horny. i got the chance to try a cart recently and it gave me a tremendous feeling of body horniness, that's something i definitely want to replicate for my own goon sessions

yeah, that's just how it be. i have a feeling we'll have full legalization within our lifetime. that'll be a glorious day

heh. there is apparently a slight difference in smell between skunk and weed, so im sure the furries, especially the musk enjoyers, you hang out with will be discerning
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@whirly fair! luckily i already have one main overarching addiction in my life, so im not worried weed will become another one. it is definitely a concern though, the carts go down waaaaaay too easy
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@zonk Wonder if mixing it with aphrodisiacs could do something like that. You might have to do some research.

I hope so. Apparently the street stuff is still better for getting high over the medical grade stuff. I'm all for a society of stoners over being subjected to second-hand cigarette smoke.

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@zonk overarching, good one
they go down easy when they’re not cloggggged
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@whirly @zonk tfw still can't buy in germoney. But growing is more fun anyway
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