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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon

Another match from today

The pickings are strong this evening
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@Tony Dude. You're stealing all the hot ones!
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@Chzikken_1486 I'm leaving none for you
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@Tony I'm here for the wolfgirls
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You didn’t really match with her did you?
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@s2208 i did, my strategy is i swipe right on everyone with my free swipes everyday.

Otherwise if i try to actually pick i just get no matches.

I like to swipe all of them and then see what i'm working with
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@Tony Bet she'll be happy to see a penis just saying.
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@D00B i don't think i could get it up if i tried tbh
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@Tony I am going to face fuck my lady when she gets up just wanted to say that and I am going to appreciate how lucky I am to have someone like her, she's skinny but had thick as fuck thighs. Love it.
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@D00B Brag why don't you. smh.
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@D00B THE ONLY WOMAN I NEED

(There is no facefucking involved)
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@Tony @D00B she looks like a mix of all my cats
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@Tony I used to think all I needed was teddy and now here I am with 2 cats and a lady. Going to end up married here.
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@D00B I mean, not the worst outcome.
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@Hyperhidrosis @D00B

*scratches the chair once more

She's been all over this chair though lol. Look at all the claw marks
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@Tony @Hyperhidrosis Best buddies forever I will catch teddy beating her up and tackling her and biting her neck and her hiding then 20 mins lady they're wrapped up together sleeping.
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@Tony @Hyperhidrosis both of my computer chairs teddy uses to scratch which I would rather that than other things, I also have scratchers for them and if I catch them using the wall or something all I have to do is use their name in a serious tone and they will stop. It's great they're so well behaved.
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@Tony Nope somehow got the good ending when here I was just waiting to die.
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@paula8 @D00B paula, gross
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@Tony where do these women get so much money to just travel ALL THE TIME is my question dude. Every single chick is like "yeah I like to travel" and they've been to 12 different countries and they're only 22.

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@Tony @Hyperhidrosis destroyed the backs* they work like the day I bought them both.
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@D00B @Hyperhidrosis Yah, my chairs are all ruined. Bonny made sure of that lol
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