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Blurry Moon
sun@shitposter.world
if uma musume were real the horse girls would NOT have giant pendulous breasts, that is terrible for running.
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@sun@shitposter.world yeah they would be lean
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@sun@shitposter.world like actual women who run in races
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@sun@shitposter.world
This post is factual, but I REALLY don't like it
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@sun counter argument: they have them so that they always have a drink on hand and it’s easier than carrying a water bottle
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@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @sun@shitposter.world women run in races. this is basically just that but they pretend their horses
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ing you tomorrow dawg
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@anemone @RustyCrab @sun i HOPE when you say women you're not including yourself in that category, because YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN
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Blurry Moon
sun@shitposter.world
@ube only if they were male horses in which case regular horses do have giant dicks so I assume thats okay for running
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@sun it probably does still worsen aerodynamics, but not as much, because it's a long pole and the body is already a flat wide shape, plus horse dicks are generally tucked in by their chest like on many animals anyways
but what do you mean only males have dicks???
but what do you mean only males have dicks???
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Blurry Moon
sun@shitposter.world
@ube I have to assume gender because horses thus far have not expressed gender preferences
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@sun@shitposter.world @ube@tsundere.love a troon horse, troorse
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Spectral Activity
SpectralActivity@annihilation.social
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pettanko ✝️ 
pettanko@tsundere.love
@sun I think they would have the breasts they were born with
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Blurry Moon
sun@shitposter.world
@pettanko sure they wouldn't be professional runners then though!
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@SpectralActivity @Ree @sun @rees i hate this, how can you fantasize about dating the horses with male competition? this is anti incel racism
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Blurry Moon
sun@shitposter.world
@ube @SpectralActivity @Ree @rees I don't want to mentally model having to compete with someone with a literal horse dick
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Spectral Activity
SpectralActivity@annihilation.social
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@sun @SpectralActivity @Ree @ube >someone with a literal horse dick
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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@rees @SpectralActivity @Ree @sun @ube Its not (because its not useful lol) Most people forget the va jay jay only really goes to 5-6 in (its usally more like 4.5). So really a massive dick is like a weight you don't really need...
20070725--whiskey_dick.gif
20070725--whiskey_dick.gif
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@sun they would have them and they could run super fast anyway
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@rees @sun @Ree @SpectralActivity @ube you know what horse dick can't compete with? unbirth. the entire human body becomes a penis
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pettanko ✝️
pettanko@tsundere.love
@sun @SpectralActivity @Ree @rees @ube would they be human sized horse cocks or horse sized horse cocks though
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@sun @SpectralActivity @Ree @rees honestly, @nukie has a horse dick. like it's really abnormally shaped for the human, it's the shape of a fucking horses penis, like almost exactly, it's fucking crazy. but unfortunately, isn't as big as one. she may or may not be upset with me for bringing this up, but yes, hooking up with her gave me this fascinating revelation, that some humans really do have horse dicks. you're already competing with them. just hope there aren't too many people with horse dicks like that, because i'm sure women would be down bad for them, if any of the horse dick havers aren't incels (well, ex-incel now) like nukie is
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