what the fuck is up with the mosquitos here i have never been more bitten im my life why are they ganging up on me like this

guys…it might be happening… 🥹

@vivi oh so that’s why i get bitten more when i go to bed before the stims have worn off

dunno why i never made the connection

@vivi but something else has been bugging me

where i’m from, you can buy window mosquito nets at almost every grocery store. THIS IS NOT THE CASE WITH SWABIAN STORES, ESPECIALLY NOT THE ONES IN A HUMID LAKESIDE AREA WHERE THE SWARMS ARE SO DENSE YOU COULD EASILY MISTAKE THEM FOR SMOKE PLUMES

first they tell me “you don’t need A/C just hang a wet towel in front of the window” now this

i s2g these “people” are brutes. degenerates. a proto species of orangutan so malformed and barbaric a 19th century british anthropologist wouldn’t even do it the humanity of shooting it with an express rifle

@vivi this is wby im a vivicel

not even half a day since finding out and they are already discriminating against me

@Lars frenchcels in shambles

about to see the doctor to ask for the ultrasound hhehe wish me luck

“ma’am just because you have a large number of mosquito bites doesn’t automatically mean you are pregnant” i see that just because you make a lot of money as a “doctor” doesnt mean youre getting laid regularly either so maybe stop projecting being a turbovirgin onto well informed patients fuck you

“miss this is a screenshot of an ai summary of a healthline article, this isnt a reputable source for medical information” ITS BASIC EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY: I GOT KNOCKED UP = I AM FERTILE. ANY MOSQUITO WOULD WANT TO DRINK MY BLOOD TO BE MORE FERTILE AS WELL

LITERAL CHILDREN CAN COMPREHEND THIS. WHENEVER YOU PLAY AN RPG OR AN ACTION ADVENTURE OR SOME SHIT AND INJURE OR SLAY LIKE A FIRE ENEMY OR SOMETHING THEY DROP AN ITEM WITH SOME FIRE RELATED BUFF. SORRY NEVERMIND I FORGOT KNOWING SOMETHING LIKE THIS WIULD REQUIRE HAVING HOBBIES AND OR FRIENDS EITHER OF WHICH YOU DONT DO WHEN YOURE ON THE NERD PATROL. ITS ALOT LIKE GETTING LAID IN THAT REGARD

@ MY FRENCH FOLLOWERS: DO THEY LET ANYONE BE A DOCTOR IN FRANCE OR ARE FRENCH PEOPLE JUST FUCKIBNG RACIST TOWARDS ANYONE WHO VISITS THEIR COUNTRY AND NEEDS THEIR HELP LIKE ONCE?

@paula8 it was a false alarm but i was more making a nuanced point about making initial patient assessments based on statistical knowledge and evolutionary science

@MalibuSunrise @paula8 yes very true thank you kimberly i will say this however i am very interested in lesbian pregnancy

@MalibuSunrise @paula8 well like its not really about being a mom or even carrying the baby to term honestly its just abt becoming pregnant and being pregnant for a bit so yea ez pz

@f0x i have never felt more fuckjng LUCID in my life than dealing with fuckinnG FRENCH PPL it is the french who have lost their mind

@f0x “hello how are you?” “how are you. how are you?” “how are you” - normal interaction between two french people

@f0x i am on vacation here i found a stay for really cheap hehe

@f0x it looks pretty here and i am a few meters away from the ocean and every meal i can eat fresh baguette like literally still pleasantly warm from the oven

@f0x yes but like honestly i couldntb tell what most of them are like because they wont talk to anyone who doesnt speak french anyway