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>fedi user: GUYS I GOT A GF LOOK AT ME IM SO COOL I SEXED LAST NIGHT
>fedi user 2 months later: i broke up with my gf
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@theorytoe >fedi user 12 months later: my gf was imaginary please stop calling me a fakecel guys
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@theorytoe this is why you shouldnt tell anyone about you having a gf or almost getting one, the mossad will hear of it and get involved, it happens every time
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@theorytoe more like

Fedi user: I married a chink past the wall I am no longer a loser I am now cool

Fedi user 3 months later: Im married that makes me superior, I am no longer a failure, I am above
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@ergo
dont forget the part where you get flung death threats from an autistic german man who thinks stellar blade is the best thing since sliced bread (its goonslop)
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@Loki@whinge.town @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe I AM HAPPILY SINGLE IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE IF I FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
LIKE EXTRA WORSE IF SHE WAS A CUTE REDHEAD THAT LIKES WINTER SPORTS EARLY MORNING RUNS AND VIDEO GAMES
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@lolitechengineer @theorytoe @Loki what if love of your life, but doesn't like drive-through chili vendor

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@theorytoe ah

Im not a fan of people that go to anime girl hologram concerts
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@theorytoe i thought this was a bash.org thing at first, second, and third read.

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