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Why does this autummn have summer temps
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@snacks Because climate change killed the seasons. blobfoxupsidedown
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@snacks its mid september, dear. im like 99% certain this has been one of the coolest septembers in recent memory
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@coolbean this vs last year (finding graphs of years before is hard because they moved the weather station)

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@snacks thats annoying. i wasnt sure about last year specifically but i remember before that being pretty consistently quite warm
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@coolbean values would also be kinda hard to compare. It got moved from a neighbourhood to an open green field
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@coolbean which is amazing because climate change deniers usually claim the higher values stem from the opposite and we got this right before an insane summer
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@snacks urban areas are the hottest and its not even close tbh. its the air conditioning and concrete holding onto heat better than soil
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@snacks woods are the coolest which can be funny when its like, cooler than inside your home
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@snacks @coolbean the climate has got to change, or do you want it to always be hot or cold or winter or summer? cmon be real.

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@mischievoustomato @snacks we're gonna be both hotter and colder :( gonna become the central european steppe
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@coolbean @mischievoustomato i got the horses and the bows. Time to make 200 children and conquer europ
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@mischievoustomato @snacks i wish! no the winters just get colder and the summers just get hotter
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@coolbean @snacks over here temps have always been mild so i am maybe spoiled

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@mischievoustomato @snacks im fucking jealous. the 40 degree summers are starting to wear me down
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@coolbean @mischievoustomato at least here the winters seem to be getting a good bit warmer too. Used to be able to ice skate almost every year in the local ponds but i can't remember when we last had more than a few mm of ice there
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@snacks @mischievoustomato dont worry thatll even out when the amoc collapses and then our winters will be just as miserable as canadian and russian ones
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@coolbean @mischievoustomato i feel like we'll have one of those shitty winters where it's just above 0C all the time so it's just wet and dark and muddy for 4 months
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@snacks @coolbean @mischievoustomato
men can't even DschingisKhanmaxx anymore spookstate got us by the balls with child support payments 🥀
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@snacks @mischievoustomato thats literally just the entirety of the 2010s?
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@mischievoustomato @coolbean @dagda i've never used contraception but somehow it just wouldn't happen
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@snacks @coolbean @dagda did you get to have sex with a normal woman?

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@dagda @snacks @coolbean @mischievoustomato p sure this and being able to suck their own dicks would fix men

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@coolbean @dagda @snacks ugh that sounded awful and my connection drops right after i posted it
i meant, you know, the ones that can get pregante

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@snacks @coolbean @dagda fair enough, i guess that makes sense..
Man oh man i wanna do it irresponsibly with a normal woman

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@coolbean @mischievoustomato @snacks
finally.. my BEATING PASSERS-BY WITH A HUGE FROZEN FISH power fantasy will come true
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@dagda @mischievoustomato @snacks i should buy some nva winter fatigues before its too late
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