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if i become president i will make it illegal for tech to have female voices. put a hot man in my headphones instead
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@zonk you can change Siri and maps to a sexy Irish man voice I dun it
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@zonk Your most evil post to date
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@noids based!!! i mean like electronics though, like bluetooth headphones or any other equipment that talks to you. can’t give my sony headphones a hot accent :(
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@nerthos female voices are a scourge. i didn’t consent to having a woman tell me i have low battery in my headphones
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@zonk >Consent
That is barred from you
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@zonk @nerthos But who else would nag you about low battery than a woman? This is the natural order of things.
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@zonk

I dunno dude. I was rather fond of the custom sultry sexy woman voice for my TomTom GPS nav device back in the day. "Make a right turn in 200 metres ... big boy."
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@zonk just make women illegal imo

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@zonk fr hate the woman voice giving me directions or to turn around bitch i KNOW I MISSED IT OK
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