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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
Current dating prospects, current sample of my bumble matches:
It’s safe to say Tony is going to remain single…
It’s safe to say Tony is going to remain single…
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
Based on my matches it’s hog season 💀
But real talk, my criteria for women is so small but we can’t even get passed the screening stage 😭
Tony’s Dating Requirements;
- Be a woman (biological)
- Be shorter than me
- Weigh less than me
- Don’t be outright mean to me
- Be employed
- Be emotionally stable
I feel like that’s such a bare minimum but meet maybe MAYBE 1-2 girls per year that even halfway meet that criteria
But real talk, my criteria for women is so small but we can’t even get passed the screening stage 😭
Tony’s Dating Requirements;
- Be a woman (biological)
- Be shorter than me
- Weigh less than me
- Don’t be outright mean to me
- Be employed
- Be emotionally stable
I feel like that’s such a bare minimum but meet maybe MAYBE 1-2 girls per year that even halfway meet that criteria
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If you got her ass on a treadmill she could be okay.
She is 20. How did you match with a 20 year old
She is 20. How did you match with a 20 year old
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Sonic The Edge Hog 
ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@Xenophon apparently she’s looking for older men. Idk.
Yah she’s not bad, but by 30 if she doesn’t change her eating habits she’s gonna be a hog
Yah she’s not bad, but by 30 if she doesn’t change her eating habits she’s gonna be a hog
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YourGonnaDoxGregBrady?
NoDoxGregBrady@poa.st
@Tony
Those last two, brother, are a long-shot regardless of everything else.
Those last two, brother, are a long-shot regardless of everything else.
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