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VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe
>yesterday night
>coming back from the store
>cops stop me
>ask me for ID
>"You ever been arrested before?"
>"No."
>"No warrants or anything like that?"
>"I hope not, you guys can check that right?"
>some time passes
>they give me my ID back
>"Everything checks out. Reason why we stopped you is because you look like this guy we've been after. He's wanted for sexual assault."
>they show me his picture
>mf looks like me except with long hair
If you guys see anyone who looks like me, shoot first and ask questions later.
>coming back from the store
>cops stop me
>ask me for ID
>"You ever been arrested before?"
>"No."
>"No warrants or anything like that?"
>"I hope not, you guys can check that right?"
>some time passes
>they give me my ID back
>"Everything checks out. Reason why we stopped you is because you look like this guy we've been after. He's wanted for sexual assault."
>they show me his picture
>mf looks like me except with long hair
If you guys see anyone who looks like me, shoot first and ask questions later.
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Suspiciously Masculine Server Maid
prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
@VIPPER if I ever see you I'm running away I don't want to get sexually assaulted.
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eemmaa (fully medicated arc)
eemmaa@soc0.outrnat.nl@VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe I’ve never been given what I think would be a real reason for a random stop and frisk always just a vague claim of crimes in the area. Pretty sure they were just checking if I had drugs they could arrest me for because quotas coming up.
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