@mametsuko @silhouette you don’t understand how badly germany needs the north/south split
@mia @mametsuko we just need to wall off the east again. North and west are fine
@silhouette @mametsuko you don’t get it either. east germany isn’t the problem. they’re just traumatized; one or two more generations of alcoholics and it’ll sort itself out.
bavarians and swabians on the other hand are not going to be any less of a problem
@snacks @silhouette
"Our Intelligence Services have found Aldi Süd to sell Weapons of Mass Destruction in their stores"
@mia @mametsuko @silhouette
Prussia didn't go far enough
@mia @mametsuko I would say give Bavaria to the east too but they would rather be Austrian