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My GF thinks I'm cheating. As got way better in bed recently.
The truth is I started paying attention when she climaxed. Now have a Google Docs about it. I have formulas for oral and positions. But can't tell her, as assume she'd sew herself shut after shagging such a nerd
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@fesshole The part I find weird in this one is the GF thinks he is cheating, but continues to engage sexual. However, he thinks if he tells her he's been taking notes she would stop. Those would be some incredibly weird priorities.
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@distrowatch @fesshole Oh, hello. Didn't expect you here.
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