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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

>military bases have goats that are part spider and produce body armour out of their milk

How the hell can you just not love this guy? blobcatalexjones
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@newt can't wait for this to be common knowledge in like 6 months
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@newt he's exaggerating and the full story is even funnier tbh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_silk
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@lucy inb4 Alex Jones becomes my main news source
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@newt honestly just talk to @snacks regulalry and you get those info but the full story and even more insane shit, without someone yelling all the time (why tf does alex jones have to scream that much it's insufferable how can people watch this..)
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@lucy @snacks @newt He would be a good vtuber the way he screams like a banshee all the time
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@lucy @snacks the man is just excited to share his Eldritch knowledge
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@lucy @newt saw this thread and wanted to reply that that's common knowledge but the spider silk they get sucks, stealing all my knowledge smh
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@pi55d @snacks @newt i hate vtubers they're so annoying
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

Edited 11 months ago
@lucy @snacks @pi55d I have watched just one vtuber ever but I know her IRL (yes, it's definitely a she)
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@lucy @snacks @newt Another trait Alex Jones shares with vtubers: hated by Lucy
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@pi55d @lucy @snacks it's just envy. Anyone who hates Alex Jones secretly wants to become Alex Jones.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@lucy @snacks @pi55d have you even seen Alex Jones in his twink phase?
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@snacks @newt @pi55d i think he added the wrong picture should have closed his gay porn folder smh rookie mistake
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@snacks @lucy @pi55d naaah he looks like he twanks his twonk a whole lot
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@newt @lucy @pi55d twink means basically no body hair and only slught muscle i think
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@snacks @newt @pi55d twink is basically immature male
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@newt stopped making fun of him when coastal elite loli island was 100% real
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@meso @snacks @newt @pi55d real TOTAL TWINK DEATH
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@lain @lucy @snacks @pi55d how is this not a fedi instance yet?
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@Paulajak @snacks @newt @pi55d nude man cheet is paulaesque post
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@Paulajak @newt @pi55d @snacks that looks like something you'd post
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@lucy @newt Can these spider milk genes be spliced into humans? Imagine how useful would it be after the inevitable fall of civilization.

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@mold @lucy i can see religious zealots wanting spider silk in their cum, so that their wives' vaginas are sealed after they cum inside.
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@newt @mold someone should seal your mouth smdh🔧
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

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@newt @mold @lucy verily it shall be seal'd up and closed unto the end of time
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@genmaicha @lucy @mold or maybe it could open during childbirth
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@newt @genmaicha @mold 10 billion spiders crawling out of your mouth
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@lucy @genmaicha @mold i am arachno-crabitalist
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