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i need to be vibrated violently
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like sitting on a washing machine filled with bricks
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@coolbean the bean needs slightly gentler percussive maintainance?
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@coolbean i wanted to come up with alternatives but now my mind is in the gutter
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@snacks my shoulder and neck muscles are completely tensed up in the worst way
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@coolbean that sounds like a job for a massage tbh, vibrations would have to be pretty localized so ig a magic wand could finally be used for its original intention too
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@snacks yea but thats not violent enough
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@snacks + i have neither a magic wand nor someone to give me a massage
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