@mischievoustomato @dagda @snacks I got drunk once, it wasn’t good.
Wine sucks, beer sucks, being drunk sucks. What was the fuss all about???

@mischievoustomato @snacks @dagda I got drunk on accident because a drink was really bad quality and I still downed the whole bottle

@mischievoustomato @KaiserKitty @dagda @snacks you know you are desperate for a GF (female optional)

@maija @snacks Is not that zoomers don't drink, is that they have no money to get drunk as often as previous generations did

@maija @nerthos @snacks If i were to invite my irl friends to drink at my house next weekend i'd have to buy at the very least 8 liters of vodka cuz i need 2 bottles all for myself to get drunk

@maija @nerthos @snacks Which all things considered is surptising i don't need more, i mean i started drinking at 14yo, by the time i was 15yo i was already needing a bottle of rum all for myself and by the time i turned 16yo i had to drink beer with 2 shots of whiskey to get drunk on beer...

@snacks They can't afford it

@maija @snacks @nerthos I mean i'm 1.77m and like 220lb (whatever that is in kg, yes units of measure are cursed beyond belief were i live cuz we mix imperial and metric, mainly using metric for lenght and imperial for weight) so yeh i'm fat but not an outright larder.

@nerthos @maija @snacks Man back when i was 20 i could lift my mom who at the time was like 160lb and back when i was 23 i had to be lifting and carriying my grandpa on his last days, he was about 190lb and i was around 200lb back then...

I really need to get back to lifting like i used to.

@maija @snacks @nerthos She was yelling to some cops like an idiot after having a crash with a motorcycle, so i simply held her by the hips, lifted her and walked across the road to the other side of the street and left her next to my car.

Shit was fun cuz neither of the cops could hold her as she was about their height and i just showed up withot saying anything lifted her up like furniture and dropped her across the street like a sack of potatoes while my my grandpa talked the cops into taking a bribe to consider the situation a nothingburger that didn't happen.

@maija @snacks @nerthos My weight sounds fatter than i look, tho i look like taiga saejima fat mexican edition.

@mischievoustomato @maija @snacks @nerthos My old nokia 8, it was built like a tank, fell many times but not a single scratch, the battery is shot and a plastic spacer on the usb c port melted...

@mischievoustomato @maija @snacks @nerthos Yeh, tho with nokia pretty much getting off the phone business idk if i'll be able to get that phone repaired (new battety and new usb c port) or if it is even worth to repair it.

@tamamizu @maija @snacks @nerthos It may not be aparent at first sight cuz unlike the common pedro i learnt to english with niche internet forums and 4chan so my ESL doesn't show much, however i know jackshit about acronyms or what they are usually meant to mean so i just make them up in my mind with whatever words may fit the acronym.

As for why i thought ED was Erectile Disfunction not Eating Disorder, well we are on the fediverse and if there's something that's abundant here is old fart nerds that are 30+ years old woth anime pfps so the first was more likely in my mind

@eee @maija @snacks @nerthos Fake news, i cannot grow a mustache, best i can get is a "cantinflas" (pic rel)

@tamamizu @maija @snacks @nerthos To be fair idk who u be either but 'tis be the fediverse so that don't matter for making them dumb stupidest jokes now would it?

@maija @eee @snacks @nerthos Still too much mustache

@secretagentskippy @eee @maija @snacks @nerthos Nah, i just shave the mustache.

@stoner713 @maija @eee @snacks @nerthos I have a much easier time growing hairs at the very chin and the uhhh "triangle" below my lip, mustache doesn't come even close to okay no matter what i do so i just shave it clean, that however makes it so that a lot of women where i live have more mustache than i do, even my 16yo (i think she's 16, dunno tbh) cousin got more mustache than i do...

@maija @snacks @eee @secretagentskippy @nerthos Fun enough i have to shave most of my body just to survive summer, dumb greco-spanish and sicilian heritage gave me lots of hair in all the places that make survival on the tropics harder...

@maija @snacks @eee @secretagentskippy @nerthos don't install minecraft mods from there

@maija @snacks @eee @secretagentskippy @nerthos the greco-spanish and sicilian is from my mother's side, from my father's side is libyan-spanish...

@maija @snacks @eee @secretagentskippy @nerthos libyan-spanish, not pure libyan.

@mischievoustomato @maija @snacks @eee @secretagentskippy @nerthos said europeanly the peruvian.